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Squirrels Gone Wildnew
Eric Onassis believes he has proved that squirrels can be pets.
Miami New Times |
Josh Schonwald |
01-10-2006 |
Culture
Tags: lifestyles
Soy Nicaraguensenew
A return trip to Nicaragua finally ends nearly three decades of ambivalence about one man's birthplace.
Miami New Times |
Francisco Alvarado |
01-10-2006 |
Travel
Damnation By Decibelnew
From hear to eternity, Miami is hell on your aural health.
Miami New Times |
Rob Jordan |
01-10-2006 |
Science
A Hormone-Charged Hazenew
This is what Le Tigre would sound like had they skipped current-events class to smoke in the bathroom and make out behind the bleachers.
Tags: Morningwood
Bugged Outnew
Last month it was revealed that Sony Music BMG had been covertly installing spyware on its CDs in order to combat music piracy -- here are some of the anti-piracy ideas they rejected.
It’s Only Natural
In The New World, Terrence Malick indulges his ardor for the arbor.
Salt Lake City Weekly |
Scott Renshaw |
01-10-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Terrence Malick, The New World
Is Esmie Evil?new
As a posse of parents throw their support behind 16-year-old accused murderer Esmie Tseng, many remain unaware of her cries for help and are blind to the messages her case relays about their own kids.
The Pitch |
Nadia Pflaum |
01-10-2006 |
Crime & Justice
Tags: matricide, troubled youth
Slick Dancehall Monotonynew
Former water polo star Sean Henriques reinvented himself as Sean Paul and became dancehall's urban-crossover poster child, but success may have gone to his head.
Houston Press |
Eric K. Arnold |
01-10-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Sean Paul, The Trinity
Music to Cover Your Eyes Tonew

Houston's Nick DiFonzo has one of the world's finest collections of bad album covers.
Houston Press |
John Nova Lomax |
01-10-2006 |
Profiles & Interviews
Dance the Blues Awaynew

This new album of remixes is good, clean, unspectacular, booty-wiggling fun, but Beck without the blues just doesn't feel like Beck.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Sam Eifling |
01-10-2006 |
Reviews
Weather or Notnew
In 2005, South Florida music was a little bit of paradise and a little bit of purgatory.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Jonathan Zwickel |
01-10-2006 |
Music
Tags: yearinreview2005
Muscles, Murder and a Messiahnew
Ex-cop and bodybuilder Gil Fernandez Jr. murdered three men in the Florida Everglades, but only admits to killing the man he was.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Trevor Aaronson |
01-10-2006 |
Crime & Justice
Tags: crime & justice
The $99,999 Nursenew

After grossly miscalcuating a Vietnam veteran's annual salary, the VA turned over her debt to a collection agency and destroyed her credit.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Sam Eifling |
01-10-2006 |
War
Gypsies, Cops and Thievesnew
Seven years ago, Detective Jack Makler of the Delray Beach Police Department in Florida helped New Times catch a double-dealing Gypsy cop -- now he's accused of the same crime.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Bob Norman |
01-10-2006 |
Crime & Justice
An Escape Route?new
If Cheney quit for health reasons, Bush would certainly gain.
The Village Voice |
James Ridgeway |
01-10-2006 |
Politics