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Miss Adventure - Clit Piercing

By Miss Adventure
Boston Phoenix | November 17, 2005
Dear Miss Adventure;

My girlfriends and I were discussing the possibility of getting our clits pierced, but before we go, we want to clear up some confusion. Will it really make each orgasm earth-shattering?

-Haley

Dear Haley;

A gaggle of girls with genital gems! Pretty Pollyannas with pierced poonanies! A community of chicks with cute clits! Miss Adventure loves genital piercings and she loves alliteration. Put before we go and throw a 14 gauge where the sun don’t shine, let’s learn some facts about clitoral jewelry.

KNOW YOUR CLIT

There’s more than one way to pierce the female genitalia! For starters, there’s clitoral piercing. That’s when the little man in the boat is impaled on the metal pole. There’s clitoral hood piercing, when the hood tissue is pierced and the jewelry rests on the clit. Then there’s labia piercing. But wait! Not everyone can sign up for the Sexy Slit Society. Before you get your hopes up, Miss Adventure suggests visiting with a piercing professional to see what would best suit your body.

ONE OF THESE PIERCINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

And there’s more than one piercing style for the soon-to-be-jeweled clam! Vertical Clitoral Hood piercings are common. Because they lie vertically between the legs, they don’t plague the beauty with irritation and they tuck themselves away within the vagina folds- most comfortable. Horizontal Clitoral Hood piercings are basically for show. They are easily seen and scream out, “Look at me! I’m pierced!” These are great choices for dancers. There’s also the Triangle piercing, but this is a difficult piercing and should only be tackled by an experienced professional.

PROTECTING THE POONANIE

When piercing your clit, make certain to go to a professional, experienced piercing artist. Don’t let old Mr. Cooper from next door jab you with a needle because he claims he gave himself a tattoo in Viet Nam. Without a learned hand guiding the piercing tool, you could end up with some serious nerve damage. Once you have been pierced, you’ll probably want to show-off your cute clit to every Tom, Dick, or Stephanie that comes along, but use caution. Have sex only when your happy treasure box feels like it and make certain that the sex is gentle. No one needs an extra flap of skin thanks to a yank of the clit jewelry. Clean your pussy on a daily basis, (hopefully you do anyway) and soak your puss in warm saline solution or plain water prior to getting it on. Wear protection so no one’s juices flow into your new hole.

FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ORGASM

Now let’s get to the real business- will a pierced clit make every orgasm feel like you’ve died and gone to bootie heaven? The answer is: there’s no way of telling. Some women have reported that a piercing helps them reach a new level of Nirvana. Other women haven’t reported any changes, while others have said that when the piercing was still a novelty it was super, but the effect wore off over time as the body became accustomed to it. So always think before you pierce the pink!

Hope this helps!

Lustfully yours,

Miss Adventure
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