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San Diego Union-Tribune Saw Ryan Leaf as a Saviornew

There was a time when the San Diego Union-Tribune prophesized that an NFL player would fill San Diego with super sports boosters. Didn’t happen.
San Diego Reader |
Don Bauder |
04-18-2012 |
Sports
Urban Myth: Ozzy Osbourne Pissed on the Alamonew

On January 19, 1982, a month after he stole headlines by biting the head off a bat during a concert, British heavy metal rock star Ozzy Osbourne gained even more notoriety when he was arrested in San Antonio for urinating on the memorial cenotaph in Alamo Plaza.
San Antonio Current |
Scott Andrews |
04-18-2012 |
History
Hecklevision Gives Movie Audiences Room to Ridiculenew

Usually designated for things like Dane Cook doing standup comedy, Rick Santorum speechifying at liberal universities, and LeBron James hitting the court in Cleveland, heckling is a lost art that can still make a strong statement if said squawker are quick-witted and unafraid to humiliate themselves in the spirit of mean-spirited entertainment.
San Antonio Current |
Kiko Martínez |
04-13-2012 |
Commentary
Value Vino: Sipping Spainnew

The Spanish economy is in the tank these days. A little mercy wine buying accordingly might be in order — and the notion may be an easier sell than a recent suggestion to do the same for Greece.
San Antonio Current |
Ron Bechtol |
04-13-2012 |
Food+Drink
Armie Hammer's Bird Bakery Shows Sweet Possibilitiesnew

Nestled in a quaint Alamo Heights shopping center, Bird Bakery is just as cute as its name suggests — especially if you have a thing for birds.
San Antonio Current |
Caitlin Goodspeed |
04-13-2012 |
Food+Drink
Richmond's Seriously Silly Paradenew

The annual event affords the city some comic relief.
East Bay Express |
Cassie Harwood |
04-13-2012 |
Performance
Burlesque: Art of the teasenew

Burlesque is performance; it is elevating the mere mortal into something sequined and bejeweled and aware of the respect they always deserved.
NUVO |
Paul F. P. Pogue |
04-13-2012 |
Performance
R.I.P., Vonnegut, Five Years Gonenew

Kurt Vonnegut died April 11 five years ago. John Krull remembers their friendship.
NUVO |
John Krull |
04-13-2012 |
Commentary
Columbia’s Art Community Gives Charleston a Run For Its Moneynew

If you live in a city with an international arts festival, a gallery on every other corner, one of the oldest art museums in the nation, and an amazing contemporary art center — and that city is also on the ocean — why would you spend 90 minutes on a congested highway to check out the art scene in a state government-dominated city where life often revolves around large young men bashing into one another under stadium lights?
Charleston City Paper |
Jeffrey Day |
04-13-2012 |
Performance
One-woman show: 'The Money Conversation'new

Performance artist Sara Juli has a one-of-a-kind show where she gives her money away during her show.
NUVO |
Micah Ling |
04-13-2012 |
Performance
Can Charleston's Dance Community Bounce Back?new

The local dance scene is going through a rough patch. The two companies that have carried the community for decades are in flux. Robert Ivey Ballet is adjusting to new management after Ivey, a major figure in the local arts world, passed away late last summer. And the Charleston Ballet Theatre rang in its 25th anniversary season with a slew of board resignations, talk of financial mismanagement, and accusations of plagiarism — and some are wondering if the company can even recover.
Charleston City Paper |
Erica Jackson Curran |
04-13-2012 |
Performance
Food Swap: An Interview with Kate Paynenew

Food blogger Katy Carter picks Kate Payne's brain about food-swapping, her accidental brainchild.
NUVO |
Katy Carter |
04-13-2012 |
Food+Drink
Prime Time for Pink Slimenew

Is pink slime The Jungle 2.0, or the manufactured outrage of the moment?
Nashville Scene |
Jonathan Meador |
04-12-2012 |
Food+Drink
An Open Letter To Oprah Winfreynew

Offering advice on Oprah's possible decision to trade television for organic farming on Maui.
Tags: Oprah Winfrey, Oprah in Hawaii
CATS iPHONE KARDASHIAN OSAMA BIN LADENnew

Cats are the mass entertainment of our time. How did our feline friends get bigger than Jesus?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Wyatt Williams |
04-12-2012 |
Recreation