AltWeeklies Wire
Good Night, and Good Godnew
Some Kansas lawmakers have called for hearings to root out anti-Christian bias at the University of Kansas. Here's how such hearings might sound.
Learning Lessons From a Catnew
It can't be a good sign if a cat can knock a Christmas tree down.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
12-08-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
The Ex Gamesnew
For a true journey into the heart of darkness, a columnist tracks down his ex-girlfriends and interviews them about his flaws.
Tags: romantic life, the Infiltrator
Stayin' Alivenew
An inflated economy has produced a depressed nation of price-gouged poor people already in debt before Christmas. Who can afford to go over the river and through the woods to grandmomma’s house?
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
12-01-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Daniel Now Has L.A. Gallery Despite Corn-Starched Hairnew
Daniel marched into an L.A. gallery with his head looking as if it had been assaulted by bobcats and then walked out with representation.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
12-01-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Ravenous: Shop at Wal-Mart? Nevermore!new
In a modern retelling of Edgar Allan Poe's classic poem "The Raven," the author argues with Satan over the merits of shopping for holiday gifts at Wal-Mart.
Cincinnati CityBeat |
Bob Woodiwiss |
11-30-2005 |
Comedy
Oui Oui-ing on Poor Folknew
Oooh, la, la! Paris, one of the cornerstones of art and culture, has become a place where folk just don’t get along.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
11-28-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Craigslist.org > Missed Connectionnew
Here's the sordid tale of one man's heartbreak, charted in the notoriously creepy Craigslist Missed Connections page.
Dig Boston |
Seth Reiss |
11-25-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Who is This Stranger Sipping Cappuccino?new
Returning to your city of birth offers a different perspective -- especially when that city is L.A.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-23-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
The Manly Men of Godnew
No women are allowed into the Promise Keepers, but that didn't stop the Infiltrator from getting on the Prayer Team.
Convoluted Drunken Driving Lawnew
Don't drink and drive in Massachusetts, or you'll probably get screwed by a law named after someone's relative (who was busted for the same thing).
Dig Boston |
Rollins O'Reilly |
11-17-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hollis Gillespie's Day Offnew
Hollis Gillespie's column is due at noon Friday. Last Thursday, she sent a message to Creative Loafing Senior Editor Doug Monroe and her usual cast of characters. The following is their e-mail exchange.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-17-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Incoming!new
The number of international graduate students enrolling in American universities appears to have rebounded slightly this fall following three years of decline.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
11-11-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Michael Moore of the Ghettonew
While thousands of people die in a war, others suffer the side effects of deadly medications and the ramifications of environmental alterations.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
11-10-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Taking Mr. Big Smile to Meet the TV Peoplenew
Paramount had requested that Hollis Gillespie pick a representative from what the writer describes as her "band of retarded blow monkeys" to come in with her so the TV people could "see the chemistry."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-10-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
