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While You're at Work, Miami's Exotic Dancers Put on a Naked Lunch

Miami New Times | July 28, 2008

While some poor chumps swing by the Wendy's drive-through, their friskier frugal counterparts are wise to the cheap eats and eyefuls offered at the bevy of Miami strip clubs open at noon. Where there's hunger, someone is bound to feed it.

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Tags: Miami, exotic dancers, strippers, strip clubs, lunch

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Pollsters, Schmolsters: South Florida's Psychics Choose Obamanew

Who's to say South Florida's psychics and astrologers can't choose 'em? We sought presidential picks from intuits ranging from Richardson, a former psychic friend of Dionne Warwick's, to Fran Baskerville, whose predictions flow forth in song.

Miami New Times | Janine Zeitlin | 07-07-2008 | Politics

Tags: 2008 presidential election, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, psychics, astrologers, tarot cards

Spanish-Language TV: Perverse and Profoundnew

La Cosa Nostra claims a half-million mostly young and middle-age viewers. It can be incomprehensible, reprehensible, raunchy, wacky, and, at times, insightful. There are sketches about old folks having sex, racial jokes, glimpses of bestiality, digs at religion, and -- let's not forget -- a stripper and a pole.

Miami New Times | Janine Zeitlin | 06-02-2008 | TV

Tags: TV, La Cosa Nostra, America TeVe, Spanish-Language TV

On the Foreclosure Tour Bus, the Mortgage Crisis is Just Another Money Makernew

The Miami Homes Tour is a new tactic for hawking foreclosed property. Its organizers are part of a burgeoning brood of businesspeople cleaning up after Miami's burst real estate bubble.

Miami New Times | Janine Zeitlin | 05-05-2008 | Economy

Tags: Florida, housing market, mortgage crisis, foreclosure tour, Economic Issues

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Miami Clinic Supplies Drugs to Star Athletesnew

A Miami clinic supplies drugs to sports' biggest names.

Miami New Times | Tim Elfrink | 01-29-2013 | Sports

Bowling for Chumpsnew

How insiders use the college bowl system to loot American universities.

Miami New Times | Pete Kotz and Tim Elfrink | 12-13-2011 | Sports

Tags: BCS, College Bowl Games, College Football

Nevin Shapiro Can Kiss My Assnew

Nevin Shapiro dubbed himself "Little Luke" in a so-called investigative report by Yahoo! Sports claiming all sorts of corrupt shit Shapiro committed while he was a booster of the University of Miami athletics program. The claims even include hooking up football players with prostitutes and buying them bottles at Mansion. That punk could never be me.

Miami New Times | Luther Campbell | 08-17-2011 | Sports

Tags: University of Miami, Luke Campbell, Nevin Shapiro

Oops! Miami Herald Runs Macy's Ad Congratulating Heat On Winning NBA Titlenew

As if reading the Sports section didn't suck enough for Heat fans this morning, Miami Herald readers opened their paper to find a nearly full-page ad reading "Congratulations Miami!" next to photos of Heat championship T-shirts and hats from Macy's.

Miami New Times | Tim Elfrink | 06-13-2011 | Sports

Tags: Miami Herald, Miami Heat, Oops