A Role in the Hay
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green quickly brings anyone not familiar with the gay comic strip of the same name up to speed: “Ethan is a man unlucky in love,” states the intro. “Don’t feel sorry for him. It’s his own damn fault. Really.” “Love,” though, is a relative term in George Bamber’s debut film, written by new scripter David Vernon and based on the high jinks in Eric Orner’s strip. And the term “unlucky” doesn’t quite apply, either. But if you can forgive a few—OK, many—gay stereotypes and consider the story to be less about misfortune in commitment than simply adventures in dating, the celluloid portrayal of Ethan’s allegedly fab-free lifestyle is rather funny and, well, loafer-light.
In fact, we first meet the central character (Daniel Letterle) in a serendipitous moment: Holding an apple and looking skyward as he ponders his book, Finding the Boyfriend Within, in a park, Ethan is knocked out by an errant tennis ball. A recently divorced and outed baseball player, Kyle (Diego Serrano), gives him mouth-to-mouth, and it’s lust at first tongue. Soon Kyle has penned an autobiography, with a dedication to Ethan—“You make my every day a double-header”—that leads the men at his book reading to initially go “awww” but then turn to scowl at Kyle’s pretty lover. In the meantime, Ethan’s roommate and ex, Leo (David Monahan), is trying to tell Ethan that he’s selling the house, and at an after-reading party, Ethan meets the egotistic force field that is Punch (Dean Shelton), a fast-talking, baby-faced 19-year-old who immediately reveals that his likes are “dick, dick, and more dick.” Punch happens to work with the world’s worst real-estate agent, Sunny Deal (Rebecca Lowman), a snarling, psychotic blonde guaranteed to keep Leo’s house on the market for a lifetime. Ethan Green purports to be a message movie, but that’s not a concept that Vernon handles very well. That tennis ball soon becomes metaphorical, pounding the audience over the head with the sentiment “Ethan sabotages good relationships!” But until the groaner of a closing line—something about games, winning by refusing to play, etc.—the one-note motif is easy enough to stomach, divvied evenly among the characters, who lecture their friend in bites. Unfortunately, most of Ethan’s compatriots are pretty one-note, as well. There’s Charlotte (Shanola Hampton), another roommate who was recently dumped by her girlfriend and has replaced all the pictures of her ex with images of her cat. Kyle and Leo are more story propellers than personalities. And Ethan’s mom (Meredith Baxter) is just plain bizarre: Though a planner of gay and lesbian weddings, she seems a little too accepting of her son’s lifestyle, chatting easily about his porn collection and even saying hello during a webcam surf that happens to connect to another of Ethan’s exes, who for some reason lives with her.
So what saves the comic’s big-screen transformation from ending up a costly mistake? Letterle, mainly, with great support from Shelton and also Joel Brooks and Richard Riehle, who figuratively and literally add color as the Hat Sisters, two eye-rolling, gossipy old queens whose fashion sense is a tacky take on Sunday best. Shelton’s projectile delivery of the one-liners Vernon peppers his script with ensures that Punch comes off not as an insufferably smug and deluded kid but as a realistically ridiculous narcissist, constantly talking about how gorgeous he is, aggressively pursuing Ethan—in one scene tearing open his shirt twice and then dropping his pants in a matter of minutes—and nonchalantly brushing off Ethan’s rejections. But it’s Letterle, who’s in every scene, who carries the movie with both his physical comedy and his deft timing. Whether taking gentle pratfalls with just the right amount of giggle-inducing obviousness (he’s also a professional dancer) or reacting to lunacy around him with merely a slight start or an eyebrow-raising, Letterle’s Ethan is neither forcefully fruity nor sitcom-y broad—and in a story that not-so-smoothly piles on one romantic setback after another, that’s pretty fabulous.