AltWeeklies Wire
Baby Half-Witnew
Baby Einstein impedes infant development -- and you thought babies couldn't get any dumber.
Tags: humor & satire
I Brake for Sex ... Even Pedestrian Sexnew
The Smart Marriage Conference School and Youth Institute taught me that I'm not living healthy in all sorts of crazy, Christian ways.
Tags: humor & satire
Dog the Bounty Hunternew
He might be a cracked-out racist, but at least he's not a rapist.
Tags: humor & satire
Presidential Storm Watchnew
From the safe distance of Colorado Springs, George W. Bush monitored the hurricane hitting the Gulf Coast.
The Blame Gamenew
Handyman Carl Spackler came forward yesterday to admit that a door he installed on former Colorado Avalanche goalie Patrick Roy's Greenwood Village house several years ago was not hung to code.
Look at Sports Records to See Who's Most Fit to Lead the Countrynew
John Kerry is a fanatical windsurfer and recently took up kiteboarding, but there is no evidence George W. Bush likes playing in the water.
