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Microsoft Brings Jerry Seinfeld Back to Prime Timenew

For $10 million, he'll apparently appear in ads with Bill Gates for Microsoft Vista. The Cutting Room can just imagine what these spots will be like...
Seattle Weekly  |  Brian Miller  |  09-02-2008  |  Comedy

Foiled Again!new

In an e-mail intercept, Osama bin Laden says that after seeing the Department of Homeland Security grants list, he's decided not to attack Kansas City.
Seattle Weekly  |  Geov Parrish  |  06-14-2006  |  Comedy

Tom Cruise-ologynew

Was it really the best idea to call psychiatry "a fraud," given his participation in a religion whose founder believed we were all once space beings who somehow ended up on Earth as clams?
Seattle Weekly  |  Steve Wiecking  |  06-01-2005  |  Comedy

The Lies Have Itnew

How much longer can a nation so steeped in half-truths or outright whoppers maintain the illusion of health and happiness?
Seattle Weekly  |  Steve Wiecking  |  05-11-2005  |  Comedy

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