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Microsoft Brings Jerry Seinfeld Back to Prime Timenew

For $10 million, he'll apparently appear in ads with Bill Gates for Microsoft Vista. The Cutting Room can just imagine what these spots will be like...
Seattle Weekly  |  Brian Miller  |  09-02-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

A gabacho in front of a Mexican tourist trap deserves the reconquista his wallet gets.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  09-02-2008  |  Comedy

Rise of the Ghettocratic Partynew

Nurse Tootie McBride: “Brothers, sisters and ghettocratic delegates, welcome to the first Ghettocratic convention, held at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  08-29-2008  |  Comedy

Slave Ship Enterprisenew

Cholly Bossman: “CEO’s log in the year of 2008 and 2/3: A couple of corporate supervisors and I made a surprise inspection of Crunchie Burga World’s Food Distribution Warehouse, a place where processed Crunchie Burga World food items and products—such as Crunchie Burgers and Blackened Crispy Fries—are packaged and sent to Crunchie Burga World ghetto franchises nationwide.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  08-26-2008  |  Comedy

Perusing the Pastnew

If history is always written by victors ... then what is the point?
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  08-21-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Crack Moms for Christnew

And other bad advice from my imaginary friends.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  08-20-2008  |  Comedy

Philadelphia City Paper's Comics Issuenew

We tried to pick comics that blew our minds, made us laugh, or conjured up simple little situations. We gave points for originality. We didn't penalize for crude drawing skills. In the end we had to whittle it down to five pages of stuff we really, really dug.
Philadelphia City Paper  |  Patrick Rapa  |  08-19-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: A padded assnew

Wow, that's impressive
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  08-14-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican! A Short History of Comics In Mexiconew

"Other than the infamous Tijuana bibles and now Memín Pinguín, I don't know much about comics from south of the border. How about a short history of comics in Mexico? Do our neighbors share our love of superheroes in Spandex?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  08-12-2008  |  Comedy

Tress for Successnew

Summer is in the home stretch. The disenfranchised children left behind will soon end their short, price-gouged, no-cash, uneventful summer vacation to return to the routine of becoming institutionalized, artifact people.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  08-07-2008  |  Comedy

Giving Away the Gamesnew

A top-secret government memorandum issued by General Administration of Press and Publication, Communist Party of the People's Republic of China and obtained by the Phoenix gives the press its marching orders.
Boston Phoenix  |  James Parker  |  08-07-2008  |  Comedy

Headcase: Going Stupidnew

How the Internet affects our brains.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Cliff Bostock  |  08-06-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: A Seriously Fine Firenew

We're going to help whether they want it or not.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  08-06-2008  |  Comedy

Do the Strike Thingnew

Mr. Announcement: “It’s another episode of ‘All God’s Churn Got Shoes!’ Today’s story takes place at the local suburban Y’all Mart
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  08-04-2008  |  Comedy

Blisternew

Tonight, everything is in glossy shades of black and white, with only tasteful clots of red and glassy green peppered throughout to give the social illusion of healing or growing or anything, really, that can offset this fashionable, binary severity of being.
Orlando Weekly  |  Billy Manes  |  07-31-2008  |  Comedy

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