AltWeeklies Wire
An Open Letter to Gordon Ramsaynew

I tried, Chef, I really did, and on numerous occasions -- but I just cannot sit through an entire episode of Hell's Kitchen. Invariably, after or during one of your obscene and belittling rants, I tell you to shut the fuck up, consciously using one of your favorite expletives.
Craig Ferguson, the Unlikely Hero of Late Nightnew
The Late Late Show host on Nico, Betty White, and his novel.
Tags: TV
The Path to Re-electionnew
Predictably, the all-9/11, all-the-time presidency is shamelessly playing the only card it ever had in its deck -- just witness the Disney/ABC propaganda film, The Path to 9/11.
Tags: 2006elect