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How to Tell If Your Wife's Really Pregnantnew

Kevin Montgomery of Melvern, Kansas, claims he had no idea something was terribly wrong about his wife Lisa's "pregnancy." After all, there's a lot on the mind of the average rural Kansas man.
The Pitch  |  Tony Ortega  |  01-17-2005  |  Comedy

Test How Much Toxicity You Absorbed From Swift Boat Adsnew

Does John Kerry's expressed concern for those killed in combat reflect his humanity or a long-range plan to falsely aggrandize himself as a war hero? Take this quiz to see what impact commercials put out by Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have had on you.
The Pitch  |  Tony Ortega  |  09-07-2004  |  Comedy

Queer Abatement: No More Gay Ol' Times in Missourinew

Gays who gripe that they can't get married in Missouri missed the true magnitude of the vote endorsing a state constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. For once, Missouri had made national news.
The Pitch  |  Tony Ortega  |  08-13-2004  |  Comedy

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