AltWeeklies Wire
Dear Guy At the Show:new
Look, I get it: You think the band that is playing in front of us is awesome ... I'd like to judge for myself, but you keep screaming in my ear "OH COME ON" when I don't respond to your question "How awesome are these guys?"
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
05-10-2007 |
Commentary
Dear Guy Who Shook Up a Beer and Sprayed it All Over the Bartenders:new
Remind me to castrate your friends working the door that night, who are most likely responsible for you not getting your wannabe-fratboy ass thrown out on the street.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
04-25-2007 |
Commentary
Dear Asshole Who Poked Me at the Pogues Show:new
First of all, ow -- that hurt. Here's the memo you've apparently missed: People frequently stand at concerts, in order to see the show over the standing, dancing, screaming life-enjoyers, and occasionally to join in with those people as well.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
04-04-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dear Bitch With the New Cellphone:new
If I ever have the urge to listen to a frantic medley of garbles, ting-tings and cheesy laser gun zaps interspersed with bastardized electronic classical favorites, I will suffer them in privacy -- I strongly suggest that you do the same.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
02-22-2007 |
Commentary
To the Asshole Who Scribbled on My Jacket in Pen:new
I don’t know if you're some stupid kid, moronic adult, or what your malfunction is, but I wish I knew who you were so I could rip your face off and use your skin to clean my coat up.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
01-24-2007 |
Commentary
Oh, Cruel World!new
Dear woman on the packed train who so desperately needed a seat that she took it from the dude who was pressed up against the door with his seeing eye dog: I hope someone throws a flaming bag of shit at you.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
01-17-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dear Hot Guy Who Peed On Menew
It was a great drunken-yet-benign sleepover -- until I woke up. Dude, you peed on me!! What the fuck!??!?
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
01-10-2007 |
Commentary
Dear Coworker ...new
Your insistence on coming in to the office sick is not a noble act of martyrdom -- rather, it is foolish and inconsiderate.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
01-03-2007 |
Commentary
Chick Lit is Hurting Americanew
I used to read, edit and publish chick lit, and I'm here to tell you: Chick lit does hurt people. Chick lit hurts America.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
08-31-2006 |
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