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Dear Bitch With the New Cellphone:

By Anonymous

Dig Boston | February 22, 2007

If I ever have the urge to listen to a frantic medley of garbles, ting-tings and cheesy laser gun zaps interspersed with bastardized electronic classical favorites, I will suffer them in privacy -- I strongly suggest that you do the same.

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