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To the Asshole Who Scribbled on My Jacket in Pen:

By Anonymous

Dig Boston | January 24, 2007

I don’t know if you're some stupid kid, moronic adult, or what your malfunction is, but I wish I knew who you were so I could rip your face off and use your skin to clean my coat up.

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