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Hands Off My Mower

By Ken Stiggers

Jackson Free Press | March 22, 2007

Rev. Cletus: "Even daughters and sons sue their mothers and fathers on Judge Judy, while most of the poor resort to crime. (He discovers his riding lawnmower is stolen.) I rebuke that thief in the name of Jesus!"

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