Can Tiger Woods' Penis Solve the Iraqi Refugee Crisis?

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | January 12, 2010
How will Operation Endust work? Easy. Tiger Woods simply needs to hop on one of his Gulfstream private jets, fly to Damascus, Syria, or Amman, Jordan, and have sex with the first willing Iraqi refugee he can find. His magical, media-magnetic man-parts will do the rest.

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