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Blisternew
It wasn’t always this way. A hot-ticket night out used to be just that – a whirligig of wide-eyed spontaneity laced with the pixie dust of giggle fits and carefree crescendos – and it usually ended with something said, forgotten and buried facedown in the blackout pillow next to a broken-toothed smile.
Orlando Weekly |
Billy Manes |
06-26-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Moodswing: Tequila Lary Strikes Againnew
The genius of a drunk man with a chainsaw.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-18-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Forgotten Cartoon Characters Deserve Sleazy Opportunities, Toonew
Companies are reviving the most parent-safe of the nation's dormant characters to reanimate as sexed-up zombies for today's savvier character-consuming pre-adults. But why not dig up the cartoon has-beens, revive them, and present them as they've become -- they're a cheap get, bound to make the corporations a few bucks.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
06-18-2008 |
Commentary
Lunch with Comedian Doug Bensonnew
You probably know comedian Doug Benson as a Last Comic Standing 5 finalist. But there’s more to Benson than his TV appearances.
Creative Loafing (Tampa) |
Leilani Polk |
06-13-2008 |
Comedy
Blisternew
I’ve often wondered out loud to myself while naked and submerged in the warmth of my bubbly decompression chamber, “Self, how many times does the shampoo mean when it says in somewhat uncertain terms, ‘Lather. Rinse. Repeat’?” Two times borders on half-yawned monotony. Six times starts to burn a little, while psychologically producing a mechanical sense of beauty slavery. But 17 times? That’s enough to make you old, make you lose your hair, quite possibly make you drip down the drain in a self-inflicted goo of bloody foam. Do. Not. Want.
Orlando Weekly |
Billy Manes |
06-12-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Married? Then Do Not Read This Columnnew
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've been communicating with a lot of divorced people lately. I've read tons of books on the sociology, psychology, morality and religiosity of the process, and I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that nobody knows a goddamn thing about marriage.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-11-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Moodswing: Young Addictionnew
More reality than you can handle.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-11-2008 |
Comedy
Blisternew
Billy deals with aging, not so gracefully.
Orlando Weekly |
Billy Manes |
06-05-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Moodswing: Beauty Productnew
Reflection is relative.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-05-2008 |
Comedy
Ask a Mexican!new
"Mexicans are dirty gangbangers who spray graffiti everywhere."
Tags: Ask a Mexican, humor & satire
Moodswing: Howling in the Showernew
My expectations are too high
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-29-2008 |
Comedy
Blisternew
Billy braves a seedy bar to try and find humor in napkin art.
Orlando Weekly |
Billy Manes |
05-22-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The 10 Things We Miss Most from the Golden Age of Air Travelnew

There was a Golden Age of Air Travel, but anyone who's suffered the indignities of being shuttled around like a convict at 30,000 feet knows it's over.
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
05-22-2008 |
Comedy
Ask a Mexican! Edicion Escoces Especialnew
My recent column regarding the dissimilarities between Scots and Mexicans provoked a surprising amount of angry responses -- by real Scotsmen furious that letter writer Great Scot could be so pendejo.
Moodswing: The Distinguished Guest Instructornew
Whatever, I don't judge.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-16-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire