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When Animals Attacknew

Let's face facts: Animals can sometimes be a-holes.
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  12-13-2007  |  Comedy

Water Issuesnew

Tears, oceans and leaky pipes.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  12-13-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"The quickest road to assimilation is a six-figure salary and a blonde from Wellesley."
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-11-2007  |  Comedy

The Runsnew

I would like to say, in this, the run-up to The Holidays, that I am sick of all this stuff that gets run-up to, seriously. All this "The Runup" to The Elections and "The Runup" to The War, or the Next War, or the Continuing War, if you will, right? Quit saying "the Runup to," stuff, OK?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  12-11-2007  |  Comedy

The Top Clowns of 2007new

We cast our net far and wide to come up with this epic list of the biggest clowns of 2007! We start with the biggest Clowns of Fairfield County and move on into the World at Large! It's epic! It's evil! It's 62 of the biggest clowns who ever walked the Earth!
Fairfield County Weekly  |  Staff & Friends  |  12-07-2007  |  Comedy

Burning Down the Housenew

You don't want to hear what I'm saying.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  12-06-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

Special long-questions edicion.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-04-2007  |  Comedy

Loving the Lienew

A look into the pre-traumatic holiday depression of unemployed and financially challenged individuals.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  11-29-2007  |  Comedy

Space Between Friendsnew

Relegated to the closet.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  11-29-2007  |  Comedy

Thankful for Exploitationnew

Just when the pilgrims thought everything was cool, the trusted friendship between the Ghetto Native Americans and the pilgrims evolved into a series of fights, real estate scams, germ warfare, induced alcoholism, land eviction and forced relocation to the corners of the North American continent.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  11-28-2007  |  Comedy

Different Definitionsnew

Everyone has a drug.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  11-28-2007  |  Comedy

Let's Invade Saudi Arabia!new

It is time for us to liberate the people of Saudi Arabia from tyranny. And Turkey. And Egypt. And Darfur. And China. And North Korea. And Zimbabwe. And, well, I'll have to finish assembling the war to-do list later.
Charleston City Paper  |  Jack Hunter  |  11-28-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Which came first: the Spanish 'gabacho' for the French, or the Mexican 'gabacho' for the gringo?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  11-27-2007  |  Comedy

Have You Seen This Carbon Footprint Thing?new

Jesus Christ, now I have to worry about my fucking carbon footprint, for fuck's sake.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  11-27-2007  |  Comedy

Things Are Looking Upnew

Statistics indicate a brighter tomorrow afternoon in Iraq.
San Diego CityBeat  |  D.A. Kolodenko  |  11-21-2007  |  Comedy

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