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She Knowsnew

She knows!
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-19-2007  |  Comedy

'My Pussy Ass is Staying Put'new

Sailing off to the damn sunset.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-12-2007  |  Comedy

Captain Cutback Strikes Againnew

He's faster than a job outsourced overseas, more powerful than a mass firing, able to leap over a crowd of disgruntled, downsized middle-class workers in a single bound.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  07-11-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Are we Mexicans racist toward black people?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  07-10-2007  |  Comedy

I Brake for Sex ... Even Pedestrian Sexnew

The Smart Marriage Conference School and Youth Institute taught me that I'm not living healthy in all sorts of crazy, Christian ways.
Westword  |  Adam Cayton-Holland  |  07-09-2007  |  Comedy

Resume Paddingnew

Or the man who understood George W. Bush.
Illinois Times  |  Doug Bybee Sr.  |  07-09-2007  |  Comedy

The Devil and Dick Cheneynew

"Make no mistake about it, Cheney, your undead status is under review." A scolding letter from one evildoer to another.
Boston Phoenix  |  Barry Crimmins  |  07-06-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Why do wabs have to use so many goddamn syllables?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  07-03-2007  |  Comedy

Viva la Revolution!new

You can't be a conservative and a patriot.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  07-02-2007  |  Comedy

Little Thingsnew

The dangers of cruising.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  06-28-2007  |  Comedy

A 'Sicko' Nationnew

Mr. Announcement: "On this episode of 'All God's Churn Got Shoes,' Nurse Tootie McBride and her certified nursing assistant, Nurse Tasha, are determined to beat down poverty in the ghetto."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  06-28-2007  |  Comedy

Hostilities of Escalationnew

I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  06-26-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican! Special Canadian Editionnew

In honor of my hometown Anaheim Ducks pounding on pussy Canadians to win the NHL Stanley Cup, I dedicate this week's column to ellos.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  06-26-2007  |  Comedy

Dog the Bounty Hunternew

He might be a cracked-out racist, but at least he's not a rapist.
Westword  |  Adam Cayton-Holland  |  06-25-2007  |  Comedy

Ohio's Push to Restore Morality to Kids' Classicsnew

Fresh off victories that banned gay marriage and crushed Ohio's strip joints, Citizens for Community Values is now in the process of writing a new book that would restore morality to classic children's tales, I'm OK, But You, Kid, Are A Damned Sodomite.
Cleveland Scene  |  Pete Kotz  |  06-22-2007  |  Comedy

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