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Animated Cartoon: In Search of the Democratsnew
Why Dems don't exist.
Cartoon: Next, In-Flight Lobotomiesnew

True story: The TSA has banned pilots from telling you about the sights off your left wing.
Cartoon: Al Qaeda in Afghanistannew

There are fewer than 100 members of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, according to the Pentagon. So why are we there?
Cartoon: Succeeding Toward Disasternew

If we keep losing fewer jobs each month, eventually unemployment will be 100 percent.