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8 Million Stories: Amy Braunscweiger Takes on Her Noisy Neighborsnew

I don’t usually have violent thoughts. But this changed when it came to you. I’ve had my fantasies. One particularly desperate night (with a job interview the next morning) I seriously considered throwing Chinese firecrackers into your construction site.
New York Press  |  Amy Braunschweiger  |  03-05-2009  |  Comedy

New York, New York -- It's a Heaven of a Town!new

We obtain Pope Benedict XVI's secret New York City travel itinerary.
New York Press  |  Rob Kutner  |  12-27-2007  |  Comedy

Wedding Seasonnew

A bridesmaid's escort learns to keep his mouth shut and not play Kanye.
New York Press  |  Joshua M. Bernstein  |  06-14-2007  |  Comedy

Suspect Had Potato Chip Resembling Osama bin Ladennew

The Secret Service was hunting for a man who had quotes from George Orwell's 1984 and the Declaration of Independence on the walls of his home.
New York Press  |  Staff Writers  |  10-01-2004  |  Comedy

So Prozac Depresses Kids? Let Them Eat Dopenew

If kids are having suicidal thoughts after taking antidepressants, it might very well be that they are not taking enough of them, not mixing them with hard alcohol, and not knowing enough to chase the crashes with valium or vicodin or even, in a pinch, a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
New York Press  |  Matt Taibbi  |  09-24-2004  |  Comedy

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