AltWeeklies Wire
It's Cold (and Flu) Season Againnew

This whole Cold and Flu season could be the Worst Cold and Flu Season Ever, man, right after the Most Hurricanes Ever. We're doomed.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
10-26-2005 |
Comedy
Dean Wins! How Howard Dean Became President of the U.S.new

In the most stunning election-day upset in American history, Howard Dean was elected president Tuesday. Karl Rove was so unhinged by the defeat, he strangled a jackalope to death at the Bush compound in Crawford.
New Haven Advocate |
Tom Gogola |
11-05-2004 |
Comedy