AltWeeklies Wire
For Whom the Hell Tollsnew
One man's madcap crusade to get a rise out of Miami's tollbooth attendants.
Miami New Times |
Calvin Godfrey |
08-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Baby Half-Witnew
Baby Einstein impedes infant development -- and you thought babies couldn't get any dumber.
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Next to skin color and big belt buckles, surnames are the ultimate status symbol in Mexico."
Tags: humor & satire
The Anti-artistnew
Bad portraits of Dick Cheney are hard to come by.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
07-26-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
General Malfeasancenew
The White House announced today that, as part of the duties of the commander in chief, President George W. Bush has allocated the U.S. postmaster general new duties in fighting the Global War on Terror.
Baltimore City Paper |
Brian Morton |
07-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Devil and Dick Cheneynew
"Make no mistake about it, Cheney, your undead status is under review." A scolding letter from one evildoer to another.
Boston Phoenix |
Barry Crimmins |
07-06-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hostilities of Escalationnew
I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
06-26-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dog the Bounty Hunternew
He might be a cracked-out racist, but at least he's not a rapist.
Tags: humor & satire
Ohio's Push to Restore Morality to Kids' Classicsnew
Fresh off victories that banned gay marriage and crushed Ohio's strip joints, Citizens for Community Values is now in the process of writing a new book that would restore morality to classic children's tales, I'm OK, But You, Kid, Are A Damned Sodomite.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Damage-Control Emailnew
Ten ways to evade certain termination.
Monterey County Weekly |
Daniel Asa Rose |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
It's Raining Presidents, Hallelujah!new
Our top-secret supercomputer reveals five former presidents dug same-gender lovin'.
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
06-20-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Poetry Ripped from the Headlines: One Bird's Opinionnew
Lines upon seeing the president struck by avian droppings during a Rose Garden press conference.
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
05-31-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
To Catch a PotHeadnew
Having already nabbed more than 200 child predators, what if the folks at Dateline turned their attention to stoners?
Boston Phoenix |
Matt Bors |
05-03-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
