AltWeeklies Wire
Ask a Mexican!new
"The quickest road to assimilation is a six-figure salary and a blonde from Wellesley."
Tags: humor & satire
The Runsnew
I would like to say, in this, the run-up to The Holidays, that I am sick of all this stuff that gets run-up to, seriously. All this "The Runup" to The Elections and "The Runup" to The War, or the Next War, or the Continuing War, if you will, right? Quit saying "the Runup to," stuff, OK?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
12-11-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Top Clowns of 2007new
We cast our net far and wide to come up with this epic list of the biggest clowns of 2007! We start with the biggest Clowns of Fairfield County and move on into the World at Large! It's epic! It's evil! It's 62 of the biggest clowns who ever walked the Earth!
Fairfield County Weekly |
Staff & Friends |
12-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Let's Invade Saudi Arabia!new
It is time for us to liberate the people of Saudi Arabia from tyranny. And Turkey. And Egypt. And Darfur. And China. And North Korea. And Zimbabwe. And, well, I'll have to finish assembling the war to-do list later.
Charleston City Paper |
Jack Hunter |
11-28-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Which came first: the Spanish 'gabacho' for the French, or the Mexican 'gabacho' for the gringo?"
Tags: humor & satire
Have You Seen This Carbon Footprint Thing?new
Jesus Christ, now I have to worry about my fucking carbon footprint, for fuck's sake.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
11-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
What to do when your friends enjoy pulling the "beaner card" out of their back pocket whenever they get criticized.
Tags: humor & satire
Isn't There Any Good News in Iraq?new
The list of good news I could find in Iraq is endless!
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
11-01-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR, humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"The same women who complain about 'sleazy' Mexican men go to France and giggle about 'how flirtatious' French men are."
Tags: humor & satire
Mr. Wrong: Mall of Americanew
I have encountered people who are like, "Eeuw, the mall? Why on Earth would anyone go there?" Well, you know, fuck you, 'cuz I go to the mall. They have stuff there.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
10-30-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Making Portland's Fake Dirty Bomb Attack Even Fakier!new
While there will undoubtedly be plenty of over-emotive community theater actors on hand, moaning about their fake radioactive burns ... that's exactly what our local officials are expecting. Therefore it's up to you to diverge from the script and give our high-caliber public servants the test they deserve. Here are a few suggestions.
The Portland Mercury |
Wm. Steven Humphrey |
10-11-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
'Viva Viagra' Ad is Hard to Swallownew
What else might we expect from Big Pharma ad campaigns in the near future for yet-to-be-marketed products that most of us don't want to talk about, let alone sing about? Here are some ideas.
Pasadena Weekly |
Ellen Snortland |
10-09-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
