AltWeeklies Wire
Deflowering Barbienew
The transformation from perfect to tawdry occurs with shocking speed.
Cleveland Free Times |
Erin O'Brien |
04-18-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Christ Rose, Habs Won'tnew
Montreal takes hockey as seriously as Filipinos take Easter.
Montreal Mirror |
Raf Katigbak |
04-13-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hollis Gillespie is a Bitch!new
And that's why Lary and I decided we love her so.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Sick as a Doggienew
"This contaminated pet food crisis reminds me of a scene from one of the Planet of the Apes movie series. Sci-Fi movie fans might remember a talking ape telling a human that pets like birds, cats, dogs, etc., had died off and became extinct. The apes survived."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The 100 Unsexiest Men: 2007new
These guys couldn't turn on a radio. This year's edition of the world's top-ranked male losers starts with Tom Cruise and only gets worse from there.
Boston Phoenix |
Phoenix Staff |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Zork Asks ... About Electionsnew
"Your presidential election process is very confusing to us. Please explain how your 'Money Primary' works -- do the political parties choose their nominees based on how much money they can obtain? (We try to pick the best leader.)"
God is Frowningnew
Nurse Tootie: "Ah Huh, Huh! A child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind. God is smilin' on you, but he's frownin' too; because only God knows what poor folk will go through ..."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-05-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Buy Itnew
Remembering the long-haired girl I used to be.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-05-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Dear Asshole Who Poked Me at the Pogues Show:new
First of all, ow -- that hurt. Here's the memo you've apparently missed: People frequently stand at concerts, in order to see the show over the standing, dancing, screaming life-enjoyers, and occasionally to join in with those people as well.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
04-04-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Raton That Roarednew
An interview with Mickey Mouse about Anaheim, apartments and Mexicans.
Tags: humor & satire
For the Sake of Othersnew
Sometimes you find bliss in unexpected places.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-29-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
The Great American Novelnew
Sometimes the best editor is the delete key.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
03-29-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Living Daylightsnew
I am generally in favor of the "Spring Forward" episode of the Dalight Savings Time, and not so much of an enthusiast with respect to the "Fall Behind" action.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Conrad Black Rules!new
In nerd speak, Black is the cold and calculating Vader to Canada's wimpy broken-voiced Luke -- and sure, Luke might take the moral high ground and triumph in the end, but fuck was he ever annoying.
Montreal Mirror |
Raf Katigbak |
03-23-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hands Off My Mowernew
Rev. Cletus: "Even daughters and sons sue their mothers and fathers on Judge Judy, while most of the poor resort to crime. (He discovers his riding lawnmower is stolen.) I rebuke that thief in the name of Jesus!"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
03-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
