AltWeeklies Wire
I Brake for Sex ... Even Pedestrian Sexnew
The Smart Marriage Conference School and Youth Institute taught me that I'm not living healthy in all sorts of crazy, Christian ways.
Tags: humor & satire
Resume Paddingnew
Or the man who understood George W. Bush.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
07-09-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Devil and Dick Cheneynew
"Make no mistake about it, Cheney, your undead status is under review." A scolding letter from one evildoer to another.
Boston Phoenix |
Barry Crimmins |
07-06-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Viva la Revolution!new
You can't be a conservative and a patriot.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
07-02-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Little Thingsnew
The dangers of cruising.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-28-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
A 'Sicko' Nationnew
Mr. Announcement: "On this episode of 'All God's Churn Got Shoes,' Nurse Tootie McBride and her certified nursing assistant, Nurse Tasha, are determined to beat down poverty in the ghetto."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
06-28-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hostilities of Escalationnew
I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
06-26-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican! Special Canadian Editionnew
In honor of my hometown Anaheim Ducks pounding on pussy Canadians to win the NHL Stanley Cup, I dedicate this week's column to ellos.
Tags: humor & satire
Dog the Bounty Hunternew
He might be a cracked-out racist, but at least he's not a rapist.
Tags: humor & satire
Ohio's Push to Restore Morality to Kids' Classicsnew
Fresh off victories that banned gay marriage and crushed Ohio's strip joints, Citizens for Community Values is now in the process of writing a new book that would restore morality to classic children's tales, I'm OK, But You, Kid, Are A Damned Sodomite.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Blisternew
What if a slightly less mucus-drenched take on Jabba the Hutt was never able to land his blimp-like personality square inside the Orlando consciousness to corporatize pedophilia?
Orlando Weekly |
Billy Manes |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Damage-Control Emailnew
Ten ways to evade certain termination.
Monterey County Weekly |
Daniel Asa Rose |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dead Hookernew
A narrow escape in a San Diego hotel.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-21-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
