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Me and My Tattoos: One Man's Inky Voyage Toward Meaningnew

Ever meet a guy -- an annoying, preening, cocky guy -- who was more than a little self-satisfied about his bodywork? The kind of guy who wants to tell you the back-story to every tattoo he ever got? Yeah, us too.
Boston Phoenix  |  James Parker  |  07-31-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Chick Pornnew

Making the trip worth it.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-30-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican! Special Tortilla Contest Editionnew

Gracias, merci, obrigado for the many submissions in our contest asking readers to argue in 25 words why corn tortillas are superior to flour or vice versa. Below are the winners from some of the cities that carry the Mexican
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  07-29-2008  |  Comedy

Spam Before Catastrophenew

“Whoa! I need to curb my speech before some cartoonist publishes a satirical illustration of JoJo and me fist-bumping while the American flag burns.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  07-24-2008  |  Comedy

This Column May Be Recordednew

Enjoying some time with various Customer Service Professionals.
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  07-24-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Lovely Junknew

Blooming incongruously to my predicament.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-23-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican: A Run for the Border Patrol ... and Mucho Mas!new

"Why are there Mexicans in the Border Patrol? What a hypocritical thing to do to our people."
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  07-22-2008  |  Comedy

Absinthe Madnessnew

When it was illegal, the legendary intoxicant was cool, but that's all over now. And at what price? (An illustrated update.)
Boston Phoenix  |  Karl Stevens & Gustavo Turner  |  07-17-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Back on the Boardnew

Standing up instead of giving up.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-16-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Other Mothersnew

I'm amazed they don't murder me
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-10-2008  |  Comedy

Imus-Gate, Revisitednew

That Don Imus; when he talks, people nationwide hear him loud and clear. He's such an inspiration.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  07-03-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: How to Survive a Flaming Forkliftnew

And other tips for the end of the world.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  07-03-2008  |  Comedy

For Divorcees, Modern-Day Dating is a Whole New Experiencenew

The real problem with dating sites is that people write their own profiles. There are hardly any genuinely relevant sections on the questionnaires like, "In 100 words or less, describe your personality disorder and its prognosis." Or, "The last time you got out of rehab, how long was it before you found yourself in a bar again?"
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  06-26-2008  |  Comedy

Blisternew

It wasn’t always this way. A hot-ticket night out used to be just that – a whirligig of wide-eyed spontaneity laced with the pixie dust of giggle fits and carefree crescendos – and it usually ended with something said, forgotten and buried facedown in the blackout pillow next to a broken-toothed smile.
Orlando Weekly  |  Billy Manes  |  06-26-2008  |  Comedy

Moodswing: Tequila Lary Strikes Againnew

The genius of a drunk man with a chainsaw.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  06-18-2008  |  Comedy

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