AltWeeklies Wire
'Don't Give Up' is The Second-Worst Piece of Dating Advice Evernew
There's another name for guys who don't give up on their romantic interests. They're called "stalkers" and stalking is wrong, unless, of course, you're John Cusack with a boombox, in which case it's romantic.
San Diego CityBeat |
Edwin Decker |
07-09-2008 |
Commentary
Forgotten Cartoon Characters Deserve Sleazy Opportunities, Toonew
Companies are reviving the most parent-safe of the nation's dormant characters to reanimate as sexed-up zombies for today's savvier character-consuming pre-adults. But why not dig up the cartoon has-beens, revive them, and present them as they've become -- they're a cheap get, bound to make the corporations a few bucks.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
06-18-2008 |
Commentary
Lesbians vs. Lesbians: Who Owns the 'L' Word?new
Lesbians, the only reason you just got a capital "L" is because you started the sentence, but henceforth you are lesbians with a lower case "l." When I write Lesbians with a capital "L," I am referring to the good citizens of the Aegean island of Lesbos, a few of whom are suing your asses for stealing their name.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
05-08-2008 |
Commentary
Twists and Turns: A Story of Hair and Identitynew
My daughter is persistent in trying never to have her hair combed. Still, we embark on an almost-daily ritual that is painful yet important for us both.
San Diego CityBeat |
Aaryn Belfer |
04-16-2008 |
Commentary
Tranophobia Bluesnew
This is what I hate about political correctness.
San Diego CityBeat |
Edwin Decker |
04-02-2008 |
Commentary
Your God Sucksnew
"Heath Ledger is in Hell and has begun serving his eternal sentence." That was a quote from the leaders of the Westboro Baptist Church, who, among others, are claiming that God killed Heath Ledger for portraying a homosexual in a big-time Hollywood movie.
San Diego CityBeat |
Edwin Decker |
02-06-2008 |
Commentary
Letters to Santanew
Wishes from Larry Craig, Brooke Hogan, and more.
San Diego CityBeat |
Staff |
12-19-2007 |
Commentary
Creeping Christmasnew
The folly of decking the halls before Thanksgiving.
San Diego CityBeat |
Edwin Decker |
11-28-2007 |
Commentary
Sex Machine or Love Machine?new
The unstoppable future of serious robot lovin'.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
10-24-2007 |
Commentary
'Moral Relativism' Has Been Hijacked and Misusednew
The phrase has become a term of bludgeoning and marginalization, usually employed when discussing hot-button issues like gay marriage, abortion, drugs, prostitution and/or pornography.
San Diego CityBeat |
Edwin Decker |
07-11-2007 |
Commentary
Creation Museums Are Crazy, But Could Be Craziernew
Bringing Genesis to life is a start, but what about the rest of the Bible? Science doesn't stop at discussing evolution, and neither should pseudo-science.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
06-20-2007 |
Commentary
Another Threat to Democracynew
Midsize magazines are all lathered up over a new magazine-mailing price structure that, they argue, favors large magazines owned by even larger corporations, threatens the very existence of smaller competitors and might make it impossible for new periodicals to start up.
San Diego CityBeat |
David Rolland |
05-16-2007 |
Commentary
Paris, Kitten, Stars Don't Have Eyesnew
We examine the eponymous Miss H and other fulfillments of prophecy.
San Diego CityBeat |
Tony Phillips |
06-21-2006 |
Commentary
Do You Swear?new
Abandoning oaths may be a blessing after all.
San Diego CityBeat |
D.A. Kolodenko |
02-15-2006 |
Commentary
The Plaguenew
I've had it up to here with you religious people -- all 6.6 billion of you.
San Diego CityBeat |
David Rolland |
02-15-2006 |
Commentary
