AltWeeklies Wire
Philly's UFOlogists Tell Us Why They Believenew
UFO sightings in the Philadelphia metro area are up by more than 700 percent this year. Boomerang-shaped UFOs, rhomboids, fireballs, UFOs that spew a silvery metallic substance that changes the chemical makeup of privet bushes and poisons robins -- you name it, we saw it.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
12-15-2008 |
Culture
Marc Brodzik on His Launch of Scrapple.TVnew
Scrapple.TV, an internet TV station, exists at the moment is a virtual pirate TV commune featuring every badass art bastard and stared-at-in-the-street crazy Philly street culture freak around.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
06-16-2008 |
Tech
The Sons Also Risenew
Philly's most passionate sports fans are nuts about a team that doesn’t yet exist.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
03-17-2008 |
Sports
Tags: sports & fitness
Is Western Culture Being Drowned By a Jism Tsunami?new
Porn isn't just the elephant in the room -- it's the naked elephant going "uh uh uh" as it frantically masturbates into the face of a bored lady elephant.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
02-19-2008 |
Commentary
In GOP We Trustnew
Every time you vote Democrat, a baby Jesus dies.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
01-28-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Rise of Adolf Knitlernew
The crochet-fascists are back.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
01-02-2008 |
Art
Tags: visual arts
Viva la Revolution!new
You can't be a conservative and a patriot.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
07-02-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
McCartney Should be Knife-fighting Sting Naked in Starbucksnew
I know what you're thinking: Why the hell is the most right-on journalist in the world beveraging at Starbucks?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
06-19-2007 |
Commentary
What's Really Great About America?new
Stop any 300 million Americans in the street and ask them what's great about America and they'd all say exactly the same thing: "liberty." Except they'd pronounce it "liberdy" -- which is so cute.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
04-30-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Spears of Destinynew
Britney truly is the son of God.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
03-05-2007 |
Commentary
Starlet Fevernew
Why are Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and Jessica and Ashlee Simpson different people?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
01-16-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Science vs. Religionnew
Who'd win in a fight between Superman and Jesus?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
12-26-2006 |
Commentary
Bad Statue, Dudenew
They built this city on Rocky's role.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-25-2006 |
Commentary
Fists of Furrynew
The queen declares jihad on the American squirrel.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-11-2006 |
Commentary
Muzzle Michael Smerconish!new
Is the radio talker ready to stop being a right-wing asswipe?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
07-17-2006 |
Media
Tags: radio
