AltWeeklies Wire
What's Really Great About America?new
Stop any 300 million Americans in the street and ask them what's great about America and they'd all say exactly the same thing: "liberty." Except they'd pronounce it "liberdy" -- which is so cute.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
04-30-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Straight From Hellnew
Philly's most insane author and publisher looks like a librarian.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
03-05-2007 |
Author Profiles & Interviews
Spears of Destinynew
Britney truly is the son of God.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
03-05-2007 |
Commentary
Starlet Fevernew
Why are Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and Jessica and Ashlee Simpson different people?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
01-16-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Science vs. Religionnew
Who'd win in a fight between Superman and Jesus?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
12-26-2006 |
Commentary
We Are the Worldnew
If the U.S. insists on running things, everyone on Earth should get to vote in U.S. elections.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
11-06-2006 |
Commentary
Bad Statue, Dudenew
They built this city on Rocky's role.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-25-2006 |
Commentary
Fists of Furrynew
The queen declares jihad on the American squirrel.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-11-2006 |
Commentary
Muzzle Michael Smerconish!new
Is the radio talker ready to stop being a right-wing asswipe?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
07-17-2006 |
Media
Tags: radio
'What Is This, Fucking Kafka?'new
A man gets lost in the Philadelphia health system and lives to tell about it.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
06-26-2006 |
Science
Tags: Health & Science
Sonic Truthnew
Are the indie icons shit hot or simply shit?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells and Brian McManus |
06-12-2006 |
Music
Tags: Sonic Youth
Help!new
I love the Beatles, but I think they ruined pop music.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
05-22-2006 |
Music
Bring the Paine!new
Screw fat old Ben Franklin and his 300th birthday -- Philadelphia should be celebrating a real revolutionary, the man without whom there'd be no America.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
02-13-2006 |
History
Tags: Thomas Paine, Tom Paine
