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Flying With Scissorsnew
True confessions from the super set.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
06-22-2007 |
Fiction
Knowingly Quirkynew
This film's slower and gentler moments expose it as a knowing injunction against a society that requires every American to be a winner, when simply being a human being used to be enough.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Reviews
Gleeful Anarchynew
Steve Pink and his crew of crazy coeds have come up with half of a pretty decent movie here.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Accepted, Steve Pink
Victory or Not?new
At long last, the gay community gets its very own coming-of-age sex comedy, >where it's summertime at San Torum High School, a place where absolutely everybody seems to be GLBT and a quartet of queer pals resolve to lose their anal virginity by Labor Day.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Another Gay Movie, Todd Stephens
Catholic-School Lesbian Romancenew
This film simply gives us a story of sparks between a hot young poetry teacher and a new student who arrives in her care bearing a liberated attitude.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Katherine Brooks, Loving Annabelle
Rush to Judgementnew
Steve Schneider sues all three components of Rush in this notice of civil action for decades of grevious personal injury and his loss of mental liberty.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
A Charge to Keepnew
The real inconvenient truth: the corporate/legislative axis can crush any innovation it wants to -- no matter how beneficial that innovation might be.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-10-2006 |
Reviews
No Surprisesnew
Step right up and reacquaint yourself with every dream-in-my-heart, rhythm-in my-steps cliche ever committed to celluloid.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-10-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Anne Fletcher, Step Up
Fuhrer Ballsnew
Equating feline and Nazi traits is nothing new, but every once in a while, an accident of birth produces a cat that bears an even more disturbing (and, concurrently, hilarious) physical resemblance to history's greatest monster.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-03-2006 |
Tech
Tags: computers & technology
A Million Little Questionsnew
Based on a nonfiction book by Armistead Maupin, The Night Listener is a tale of horrendous and perhaps fabricated personal travails.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-03-2006 |
Reviews
Slave to the Grindnew
Adult Swim veteran Brendon Smalls stakes his hopes on metal with a new project -- the bombastic music-biz parody with the odd title of Metalocalypse -- and it's everything Home Movies commercially wasn’t.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-03-2006 |
TV
Tags: TV
Fantastic?new
A cast of losers discusses the fate of a fish-girl out of water -- said discourse entails reciting ludicrous fairy-tale names in voices better suited to MAD TV's Mrs. Swan.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
07-27-2006 |
Reviews
Homeroom Princesses Seek Revengenew
If Mean Girls was the high-school movie for college students, then Tucker is the high-school movie for middle schoolers.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
07-27-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Betty Thomas, John Tucker Must Die
Hard-Edged Violencenew
Michael Mann reprises characters Crockett and Tubbs, this time with them posing as dope couriers to bring down a megacartel.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
07-27-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Miami Vice, Michael Mann
Flighty Aphroditenew
Is it Woody Allen's taste in women that’s his undoing, or merely the untenable positions he puts them in?
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
07-27-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Scoop, Woody Allen