AltWeeklies Wire
NFL Network & Big Ten Network Battle Big Cablenew
Problem is, no one's fighting for you in the three-way battle over televised football.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
11-02-2007 |
Sports
Tags: NFL, sports & fitness
Ohio's Push to Restore Morality to Kids' Classicsnew
Fresh off victories that banned gay marriage and crushed Ohio's strip joints, Citizens for Community Values is now in the process of writing a new book that would restore morality to classic children's tales, I'm OK, But You, Kid, Are A Damned Sodomite.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
06-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The New Terroristsnew
Eat large piles of fried meat -- or the foodies win.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-25-2007 |
Commentary
Spam for Nigerianew

Trusted foreigner, I wish to propose a confidential transaction.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-22-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Moron v. Thiefnew
Who should be the next governor of Ohio: Captain Kickback, or a sexually-obsessed sociopath?
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: 2006elect
A Celebration of Lowlifesnew

Ohio Congressman Bob Ney and others are expected to assume leadership of Ohio's headlong charge toward disaster in 2006.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
01-09-2006 |
Commentary
Build a Convention Center, and They Won't Comenew
Though Cleveland is about to invest $300-$500 million in public money on a convention center, no one has made a valid case that a center would thrive. Statistics from other cities suggest the opposite.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
02-02-2005 |
Commentary
A Toast to the Demise of Butch Davisnew
Cleveland Browns Coach Butch Davis was building a team to look good on paper, not on the field.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
12-10-2004 |
Sports