AltWeeklies Wire
Booty-Gate and the Mystery Polnew
Mystery Politician: "Madame T.J., my fellow politicians and I are at a Bush Veto after-party. Could you send a couple of booties to report for duty at our hotel suite? I have some gentlemen who want to experience the 'gluteus maximus' massage."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Imus Be Dreamingnew
Imus Be Dreaming: Revenge of the Nappy Headed Hos, by professor Cookie "Rahsheeda X" Toby, is a fictional book about a controversial shock-jock radio personality who makes a racial slur, falls into a deep sleep and awakens inside the locker room of a predominantly African American female college basketball team led by coach Oprah.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-02-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
When Life Gives You Lemonsnew
"Brotha Hustle says, 'When life gives you lemons, get a cooler, a bag of ice, two 12-packs of Juicy-Juice, and make some money!'"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-19-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Sick as a Doggienew
"This contaminated pet food crisis reminds me of a scene from one of the Planet of the Apes movie series. Sci-Fi movie fans might remember a talking ape telling a human that pets like birds, cats, dogs, etc., had died off and became extinct. The apes survived."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
God is Frowningnew
Nurse Tootie: "Ah Huh, Huh! A child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind. God is smilin' on you, but he's frownin' too; because only God knows what poor folk will go through ..."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-05-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hands Off My Mowernew
Rev. Cletus: "Even daughters and sons sue their mothers and fathers on Judge Judy, while most of the poor resort to crime. (He discovers his riding lawnmower is stolen.) I rebuke that thief in the name of Jesus!"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
03-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Gotta Bang, Bang the Boogienew
Momma Tidwell: "Nurse Tootie, the bathroom is calling me. So I gotta bang, bang the boogie to the boogie; say up jump the boogie to the bang, bang boogie."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
03-19-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Poor Folks Gone Wildnew
Ghetto Science Team Productions produces a new TV series for our obsessive viewers: The Ghetto's Most Craziest Lookin' People Caught on Videotape.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
03-09-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Butt Whippings for This?new
"On this Black History episode of All God's Churn Got Shoes, Mr. Teacher makes his History and Ghetto Science class think."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
02-28-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Watching You Watch Usnew
"Welcome to 'Why Aggravate a Brother?' It’s Ghetto Science Television’s new reality series about racial profiling."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
02-28-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
You Are Making Us So Hotnew
Global warming in the ghetto.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
02-09-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Work It, Miss Wandanew
"I may be poor, but I am somebody!"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
01-18-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
An Already Angry Sistanew
"There's balancing in life, consisting of happiness and strife."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
01-18-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
When Politicians Attacknew
"Enjoy a refreshing bottle of ice-cold Juicy Juice, stay on the scene, get on up, approach the microphone and give a shout-out to James Brown, our late and great 'Soul Brother Number One.'"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
01-05-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Broke, Busted, Can't Be Trustednew
"On future television episodes of Cops and Low Speed Chases of the Highway Patrol, look for live arrests of bitter, frustrated former factory workers on drugs."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
12-28-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
