Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod

Lookin' Out For #8new

Anyway, in this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eight-Ball, strap on your helmet and enjoy a big plate of 2008 with gravy or cheese or chili or some steamed vegetables. I support you in your resolutions, dig?

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 01-08-2008 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

The Runsnew

I would like to say, in this, the run-up to The Holidays, that I am sick of all this stuff that gets run-up to, seriously. All this "The Runup" to The Elections and "The Runup" to The War, or the Next War, or the Continuing War, if you will, right? Quit saying "the Runup to," stuff, OK?

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 12-11-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Have You Seen This Carbon Footprint Thing?new

Jesus Christ, now I have to worry about my fucking carbon footprint, for fuck's sake.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 11-27-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Gawk This!new

The last time my "column" ran in this weekly newspaper and/or World Wide Web thing, it got linked to by this other WWW thing called gawker, and then "commented" on, and then commented on the comments, and then commented, etc., and like that.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 11-13-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

True Hollywood Storynew

Gladiator director Ridley Scott glams up the life of Harlem heroin distributor Frank Lucas.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 11-08-2007 | Reviews

Tags: American Gangster, Ridley Scott, Frank Lucas, Gladiator, Heroin

Mr. Wrong: Mall of Americanew

I have encountered people who are like, "Eeuw, the mall? Why on Earth would anyone go there?" Well, you know, fuck you, 'cuz I go to the mall. They have stuff there.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 10-30-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Corn Wholenew

Basically, pre-Columbian and Mesoamerican-wise, if you represent Corn, I salute you.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 08-14-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Hostilities of Escalationnew

I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 06-26-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

In the Realm of the Centsesnew

Man, I hate pennies, and you should, too -- I know "hate" is a strong word, but c'mon, what the fuck exactly do we need all these stupid goddamn pennies for?

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 05-22-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Maakies' New 'Crow'new

We dook-dook-dook cartoonist Tony Millionaire in anticipation of the pilot episode of The Drinky Crow Show.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 05-15-2007 | TV

Tags: TV

Year of the Pignew

Man, I'm nervous, seriously, on account of this thing with all the pet foods. Did you hear about these pet foods? The bad pet foods?

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 05-08-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Pull Up to My Bumpernew

I wish somebody would PLEASE do something about all these lazy people who don't put back their shopping carts.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 04-24-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

The Living Daylightsnew

I am generally in favor of the "Spring Forward" episode of the Dalight Savings Time, and not so much of an enthusiast with respect to the "Fall Behind" action.

Baltimore City Paper | Joe MacLeod | 03-27-2007 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire