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The Michael Jackson Death Circusnew
Despite his immense talent, Michael Jackson is not a man who should be revered.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
07-08-2009 |
Performance
Caveman Comeback?new
Perhaps reintroducing Neanderthals to planet Earth could keep the human race from becoming too boring.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
02-20-2009 |
Comedy
Tags: humor, Neanderthal genome
Poking and Proddingnew
Ah, the joys of the life of the artist-phlebotomist.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
01-15-2009 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Perusing the Pastnew
If history is always written by victors ... then what is the point?
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
08-21-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
This Column May Be Recordednew
Enjoying some time with various Customer Service Professionals.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
07-24-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
For Divorcees, Modern-Day Dating is a Whole New Experiencenew
The real problem with dating sites is that people write their own profiles. There are hardly any genuinely relevant sections on the questionnaires like, "In 100 words or less, describe your personality disorder and its prognosis." Or, "The last time you got out of rehab, how long was it before you found yourself in a bar again?"
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-26-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Married? Then Do Not Read This Columnnew
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've been communicating with a lot of divorced people lately. I've read tons of books on the sociology, psychology, morality and religiosity of the process, and I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that nobody knows a goddamn thing about marriage.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-11-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Dark Side of Horse Racing is Finally Being Revealednew
This year, a horse called Big Brown won the Kentucky Derby. But Big Brown's win was overshadowed by the No. 2 horse breaking both ankles after the finish. Eight Belles was humanely euthanized at the track.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
05-29-2008 |
Sports
Popular Culture Consistently Corrupts What Words Actually Meannew
This used to annoy me a little; now, it annoys me a lot -- particularly when it trivializes some fairly Godzilla-esque concepts.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
04-17-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Cattle Concernsnew
After the news surrounding the latest beef recall, I have eaten my last hamburger.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
03-06-2008 |
Food+Drink
We're All Going Nutsnew
On Prozac? Celexa? Effexor? If not, then you have no street cred!
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
12-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
When Animals Attacknew
Let's face facts: Animals can sometimes be a-holes.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
12-13-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The More I Know ...new
In today's world, maybe stupidity and ignorance aren't so bad after all.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
11-01-2007 |
Commentary
Slimy Comradenew
Compared to brain-eating amoebas and urethra-nesting catfish, pool algae is our friend.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
10-19-2007 |
Commentary
Holey Warnew
A mom-vs.-son battle breaks out over the fate of a pair of pants.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
08-23-2007 |
Commentary
