AltWeeklies Wire
Baby Half-Witnew
Baby Einstein impedes infant development -- and you thought babies couldn't get any dumber.
Tags: humor & satire
I Brake for Sex ... Even Pedestrian Sexnew
The Smart Marriage Conference School and Youth Institute taught me that I'm not living healthy in all sorts of crazy, Christian ways.
Tags: humor & satire
Dog the Bounty Hunternew
He might be a cracked-out racist, but at least he's not a rapist.
Tags: humor & satire
Presidential Storm Watchnew
From the safe distance of Colorado Springs, George W. Bush monitored the hurricane hitting the Gulf Coast.