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Tats and Ass

by Anonymous About 3 years ago I asked around where to get the best tattoo. I made the appointment(s) and...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-17-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: People for Portland Fails Twice, the Glorious Return of Pickathon, and Drama at the Hotel Sex Party

by Wm. Steven Humphrey "The best thing about dying and going to heaven? We can still read our Mercury articles!"...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-17-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

TONIGHT! It's the SPLIFF FILM FEST—A Festival By and For Stoners!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey HELLO WEED LOVERS! Tonight, Saturday April 16, it's the stone-iest night of the year... the SPLIFF...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-16-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

This Week In Portland Food News: Dough Zone Is Here, Two New Bakeries Arrive, and Radar Closes

by EverOut Staff Stuff yourself with dumplings at the highly anticipated chain Dough Zone, opening this Monday. Dough ZoneThe Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-16-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

65 Cheap & Easy Things To Do in Portland This Weekend: April 15-17, 2022

by EverOut Staff Hop aboard the Oregon Garden's new-and-improved tram during their free admission day tomorrow.This Easter weekend, check out...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Madison Shanley Announces She Will No Longer Sing National Anthem For Timbers or Thorns

by Abe Asher Madison Shanley sings the national anthem before the Portland Timbers' match against the LA Galaxy on April...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Saturday Night Only! It's the Weed-Tastic SPLIFF FILM FESTIVAL at Revolution Hall!

by Mercury Promotions HELLO WEED LOVERS! This Saturday (April 16), it's the stone-iest time of the year... the the SPLIFF...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

HEAR IN PORTLAND: Shady Cove Single, Upcoming Sunbathe and Daemones Shows—Plus, Robert Plant and Allison Krauss hit the Edgefield

by Jenni Moore Shady Cove courtesy of Shady Cove and Park the Van RecordsThere’s so much exciting news this week!...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Morning, News: People for Portland Fails Again, OHSU Scams Own Employees, and "Trustworthy" Musk's Twitter Takeover Bid

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Hey you

by Anonymous Ate a tin of expired food thee other day and hummed a birthday tune while I did it...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

UPDATED: People for Portland Ballot Initiative Still Doesn't Meet Constitutional Requirements, Attorney Rules

by Alex Zielinski MOTOYA NAKAMURA / MULTNOMAH COUNTY UPDATE, April 15: People for Portland has decided to challenge the latest...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-15-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Waking Up is hard to do

by Anonymous It's different for everyone. Some of us are jolted awake with our heart about to burst through our...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

This Week in Portland Event News: Ringo Starr, Robert Plant, and More

by EverOut Staff Ringo Starr continues to spread peace and love on leg two of his 2022 tour.Classic rock is in...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Afternoon, News: Advice from a Wheeler Ex-Staffer, Planned Parenthood to Move to OR-ID Border, and Sank Yer Warship, Russia!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

move on

by Anonymous I, anonymous, was forced to move after the break up of a ten year relationship because you, my...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Plot Your Mercury PIZZA WEEK Journey with Our Handy Pizza Week Map!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Are you excited for the Mercury's PIZZA WEEK, starting this Monday, April 18 and running through...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Portland Transportation Officials Propose Raising Parking Prices During Lloyd District Events

by Isabella Garcia Portland's Lloyd District Ana_Penelope / Getty ImagesAs concerts, conventions, and sporting events rebound from the pandemic, the...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

POP QUIZ PDX: Futuristic Cars, Rich Buttholes, and Karaoke No-Nos!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey "Hellooooooooooo, from the FUTURE!" Archives / Getty Images News WHAT'S HAPPENING, SMART STUFF? It's time once...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

An Exit Interview With Mayor Wheeler's Longest-Tenured Staffer, Seraphie Allen

by Alex Zielinski Seraphie Allen, standing in front of Mayor Wheeler's office in City Hall. Seraphie AllenOn April 1, the...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Morning, News: Portland Home Buyers vs. Real Estate Investors, Librarian Safety, and a Seal Pup PSA

by Isabella Garcia The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Elon, I think you must have fallen asleep

by Anonymous Elon, Buying Twitter to empower Trump to incite more violence and unrest is a very bad and stupid...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-14-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Where to Celebrate Earth Day 2022 in Portland

by EverOut Staff Whether you're looking to help clean up the beach or the city streets, SOLVE's Oregon Spring Cleanup...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Afternoon, News: People for Portland's Failed Ballot Do-Over, Timbers/Thorns Team-Up, and Accused Brooklyn Shooter Arrested

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Portland Student Maddy Heide Finds DIY Success as Canary Room

by Ben Salmon Canary Room Photo by Grace Daenen, Courtesy of the artistMaddy Heide was supposed to graduate last year...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Hey "People for Portland"

by Anonymous Suck it. You're a shifty cabal of property-owning PPB groupies and over-the-river hate baiters who know jack-all about...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

After Homeless Shelter Ballot Measure Rejected, People for Portland Files a Nearly Identical Proposal

by Alex Zielinski Doug BrownAfter having its initial ballot proposal rejected for failing to meet constitutional muster, political group People...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Sound the Alarm! 🚨 The Mercury's PIZZA WEEK Starts Monday!

by Mercury Promotions Let the bells ring and the confetti fall: PIZZA WEEK IS BACK, BAY-BEE! With mask requirements lifting,...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Morning, News: RIP Bitch Media, Welcome Back Pickathon, and How Low Can Russian Oil Prices Go?

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

CNN+ is dead. Long Live CNN+

by Anonymous Every so often you come across an idea so bad it forces you to reexamine everything you know...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-13-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

I Am SO Fucking Old Now

by Anonymous Remember when this was fun? Portland banged hard, all the iterations. Now it feels like "1999 The Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Afternoon, News: Sturgeon Alert, Goodnight Gottfried, and More Contradictory Putin Nonsense Statements

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Three Severe Weather Shelters to Open as Portland Braces for More Snow

by Isabella Garcia Motoya Nakamura / Multnomah CountyMultnomah County will open three severe weather shelters in Portland Tuesday night as...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Where to Get Food for Easter & Passover 2022 in Portland

by EverOut Staff Lauretta Jean's Easter egg sugar cookies are a yearly favorite. Lauretta Jean'sSpring is finally here, which means...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Savage Love: Clap Back

by Dan Savage Joe NewtonBisexual female in an open/monogamish relationship with a heterosexual male. My partner and I have some...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

“This Is Going to Be the Best Pickathon Ever;” Behold, the Full 2022 Lineup!

by Jenni Moore Phil Lesh and Terrapin Family Band perform at the Woods Stage in 2019 Melissa Dismuke, courtesy of...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

This Saturday, April 16: Don't Miss America's Fave Weed Film Fest, SPLIFF!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey HELLO WEED LOVERS! It's almost time for the stone-iest time of the year... the SPLIFF Film...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Morning, News: Thousands Without Power After Snow, Students Protest Teacher Suspension, and Klamath Basin Water Restrictions

by Isabella Garcia The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-12-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Afternoon, News: Big Biz Spends Big $$ to Unseat Hardesty, Inmates Can Sue Oregon Leaders, and Philly Revives Mask Mandate

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-11-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Suspended Portland Teacher Accuses School District of Retaliation

by Isabella Garcia Harriet Tubman Middle School students protesting Bryan Chu's suspension on April 6. Adah CrandallA Portland Public Schools...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-11-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

The Top 70 Events in Portland This Week: April 11-17, 2022

by EverOut Staff Bask in the presence of the effortlessly cool H.E.R.Winter weather may have decided to make a sudden...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-11-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Limber Up Your Tummy: The Mercury's PIZZA WEEK Starts Next Monday, April 18!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Let the bells ring and the confetti fall: PIZZA WEEK IS BACK, BAY-BEE! With mask requirements...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-11-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

THE TRASH REPORT: On Ghosts and Gubernatorial Candidates

by Elinor Jones What does the fox say? Probably "GRRRRRR I CRAVE HUMAN FLESH." JMrocek / iStock / Getty Images...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-11-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX
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