AltWeeklies Wire
Rush to Judgementnew
Steve Schneider sues all three components of Rush in this notice of civil action for decades of grevious personal injury and his loss of mental liberty.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Lost in the Foldnew
I would have strangled him but for the entire birthday cake I ate for breakfast that morning, which had me moving slowly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Bitch Sitternew
I had to make a show of reticence because I don't want him to know my normal practice regarding my pets when I'm away, which is to say they do just fine with nothing but each other and an open bag of food on the floor.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-10-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Fear and Loathing on Craigslistnew
If you ask me, gay men are men -- undisguised men, pure and simple, with little to divide them from hetero guys except their preference of orifice and the lack of hoops they have to jump through to attain it.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Angry Young Mennew
If the Black Panthers can do it, why can't we?
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
08-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Don't Feed the Nativesnew
Listen, these ghetto-dwellers are far more frightened of you than you are of them -- oh God, one of them has my leg!
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
07-28-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Pimp My Living Spacenew
Grandma and Grandpa Pookie are going to turn your dump into a slightly more liveable dump.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
07-20-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Lifting the Smokescreennew
Life can get a little strange, cold turkey.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
07-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Note to Self ...new
Television doesn't resemble reality.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
07-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Smacked Like Mammynew
Star Jones and Condoleezza Rice hit ET to dish on their bosses.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
07-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
What's Happening Nownew
This is my most favorite time of the year because there's, like, nothing happening.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
07-12-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Well-packednew
Writer Hollis Gillespie has a full suitcase and a full life.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Foiled Again!new
In an e-mail intercept, Osama bin Laden says that after seeing the Department of Homeland Security grants list, he's decided not to attack Kansas City.
Seattle Weekly |
Geov Parrish |
06-14-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR
The Last Rhubarbnew
A veteran manager reveals the secrets of America's pastime.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
06-05-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hookupsnew
They are a concrete wad of wonder.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
