AltWeeklies Wire
Energy Attracts Energynew
Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Divine Hammernew
Maybe God looked down on Tom DeLay and thought, "You know, this guy is vindictive; he's corrupt; he's drunk with power -- let's get to the just desserts, already."
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
It's All My Faultnew
Some say the American news media is screwing up the war effort, but in actuality, I'm solely responsible for the Iraq War going badly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR
Daniel's Handsnew
If you have to jump, you might as well do so on the side that lets you dictate your own time.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
A Pussy-ass Princessnew
"I swear, I'm covered in bruises -- just trust me."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-30-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Pain In the Facenew
Discover the true meaning of pain.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Bloody Stuffnew
It's probably a surprising fact that people get stabbed in the head all the time on airplanes.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
The Current of Eventsnew
You almost don't need to know anything to keep up with current events lately.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Stiff Punishmentnew
Abortion is murder and should be punished with a sentence of death, but men are also guilty of a crime just as great: masturbation.
The Memphis Flyer |
John Pritchard |
03-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Figure It Outnew
When a man claims he never masturbates, you have to consider what's worse -- the fact that he's lying, or that he might not be?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Dress for Successnew
Do you know what's going on with this whole ports thing?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Buck Shot All Up In Your Bootynew
It's Boneqweesha live with members of the Cootie McBride family as they respond to Dick Cheney's lil' shootin' accident in Texas!
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
02-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Killer Cupcakesnew
The whole point of the Killer Cupcakes is to make the most amount of cupcakes for the least amount of money.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
I Know It When I See Itnew
So this is what it's like to be raised on notions of love formed by epic romance she-porn?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gilllespie |
02-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Scratch That, Reverse Itnew
Somebody’s gotta win the lottery, and you gotta be in it to win it, right?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
02-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
