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Happytown: The Sad Hobo Dance of Baked Beans

By Jeffrey C. Billman and Billy Manes
Orlando Weekly | July 24, 2009
In an email issued on July 16, the Orlando Police Department has some tips for making sure that you do not become a victim of poor people's sticky fingers. Best among them is that you should call 911 if anybody is acting suspiciously in your line of vision, because "you, the resident, know what activity is normal for your area." There are people outside! And they are dancing!
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