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My Parachute Isn't Openingnew

I will continue to fall until my body splatters on what appears to be a golf course. This would all be different, however, if the contraption folded neatly in my chute backpack were now exposed and unfolded -- but I am not, I repeat, not complaining.
Dig Boston  |  Seth Reiss  |  08-31-2006  |  Comedy

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