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What You Learn in Parisnew

Suicidal zombie-ant cannibalism and other things of importance.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-20-2008  |  Comedy

Package Dealnew

Wowee, so it's like Xmas again! Only you don't gotta make a tree or buy anything, or even Believe in Xmas! Yee-Haw! We're all gonna get Stimulus Packaged!
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  02-19-2008  |  Comedy

'Barack Obama' Hopenew

Sista Encouragement shares a bright light of "Barack Obama" hope during this financially dim and dismal period of our daily living.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  02-14-2008  |  Comedy

Stop the Pressesnew

After the Super Bowl, publishers poised to release such titles as the Boston Globe's 19-0 had no choice but to eat volumes of inopportune inventory. All this premature ejaculation makes one wonder what other tomes may have suffered similar fates?
Boston Phoenix  |  Neely Steinberg  |  02-14-2008  |  Comedy

Daffodils and a Treenew

Living outside the box.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-13-2008  |  Comedy

Love Connection in the Recessionnew

"Welcome to the final round of the new dating show, ‘No Romance Without Finance During the Recession!’ Bachelorette Shay-Shay Dupree must ask the three bachelors behind the wall two more questions before she makes her final decision. Which one will she pick?”
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  02-07-2008  |  Comedy

The Super-riggernew

Storage for the things you value.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-06-2008  |  Comedy

Getting it Togethernew

"Our father who is in heaven, please make the cost of gasoline dip below $2.97. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done. And global warming weather trends are confusing every one."
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  02-04-2008  |  Comedy

Free Rollingnew

My life is begging for trailers.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-01-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

Three-question special.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  01-29-2008  |  Comedy

In GOP We Trustnew

Every time you vote Democrat, a baby Jesus dies.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  01-28-2008  |  Comedy

Percentage Dealnew

Hey! It's time to run a whole year of my every-other-weekly "column" through the "AutoSummarize" tool on Microsoft Word. This year it's 20,684 words, boiled down to 4 percent of original size. Fun!
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  01-22-2008  |  Comedy

Life Lends You A Poor Handnew

Talk show host Boneqweesha Jones sits down with the director of Poor Hand Broke, a film inspired by the 1967 classic Cool Hand Luke.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  01-17-2008  |  Comedy

How to Carve a Birdnew

Remembering the power to make memories.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  01-17-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"The more Mexicans who come to this country, the better."
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  01-15-2008  |  Comedy

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