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Ask a Mexican!new

Sticking to stats.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  03-18-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: More Is Morenew

OK, before I start this week's column -- or before I start this every-other week's column, on account of even though the Mr. Wrong "column" has been in this paper (and www-dot-pixels) for almost 10 fucking years and still is only every-other week -- I announce to you, Gentle Reader, that the Mr. Wrong column is now every week, huzzah.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  03-18-2008  |  Comedy

A Black Dog Like Menew

Most humans bast about their colorblindness toward their own kind. In my humble opinion, most humans need to look at their discriminatory attitude toward color, because color discrimination has revealed itself toward pets.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  03-17-2008  |  Comedy

Foreclosure Follynew

Predatory lending, sliding interest rates, the "War on Terror" and a recessive economy over the past eight years have restructured the lifestyles of the working and middle classes who have returned to apartment living.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  03-14-2008  |  Comedy

Perfect Sensenew

Fear of flying.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-12-2008  |  Comedy

Time to Find a New Groupienew

What can I say Nigel, it looks like you are facing a fork in the road. I think it's time that you decide which is more important to you and realize which one has a future: the band or the girl.
Metro Spirit  |  Sid & Cherry  |  03-12-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Not-So-Smarty Pantsnew

Advice columnists help a woman dating a man with a Harvard-sized chip on his shoulder
Metro Spirit  |  Sid & Cherry  |  03-12-2008  |  Comedy

Florida Boynew

Fish in and out of water.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-05-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican! Special Election Edicionnew

"Why won't Mexicans vote for a black man?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  03-04-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: Missile Attacknew

Wowee, I sure am glad they (as in Us) shot down that top-secret military spy satellite. I kept driving around town all last week waiting for chunks of hot satellite to bonk me on the head, or to get rained on with some nuclear-atomic carcinogenic-chemical Death-Plus satellite-juice or whatever that "hydrazine" shit was inside the thing that made it so Bad.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  03-04-2008  |  Comedy

Caucus, Cabaret and Disconew

The Ghetto Science Team Super Delegate Caucus, Cabaret and Disco meets at Clubb Chicken Wing.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  02-29-2008  |  Comedy

Cure for the Body Politicnew

Presidential candidates are their own presription for the health of America.
Metro Spirit  |  Murfee Faulk and Gregory Ruehlmann  |  02-27-2008  |  Comedy

Over My Headnew

Surviving a bomb in Biarritz.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-27-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Why does Mexico have such a hard time getting its act together?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  02-26-2008  |  Comedy

Waiting For (Pocket) Changenew

As the rich get richer and the broke remain broke, a tiny ray of hope for the nation's financially challenged consumer appears in the form of $600 to $1,200 economic stimulus packages.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  02-22-2008  |  Comedy

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