AltWeeklies Wire
Corn Wholenew
Basically, pre-Columbian and Mesoamerican-wise, if you represent Corn, I salute you.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
08-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Baltimore Designer Cupcakes Raise Their Profilenew
With whimsical designs and artistic passion, Baltimore houses a wide range of bakeries that provide these sweet treats.
Baltimore City Paper |
Anisha Jagtap |
07-31-2007 |
Food+Drink
General Malfeasancenew
The White House announced today that, as part of the duties of the commander in chief, President George W. Bush has allocated the U.S. postmaster general new duties in fighting the Global War on Terror.
Baltimore City Paper |
Brian Morton |
07-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
'The Flag Project' Runs It Up The Polenew
Ask people about the American flag and you'll get interesting answers.
Baltimore City Paper |
Uli Loskot and Lee Gardner |
07-10-2007 |
Culture
Protesting Too Much?new
At what point could the time spent on cultural activism be better spent on some type of pragmatic movement?
Baltimore City Paper |
Vincent Williams |
07-03-2007 |
Commentary
Hostilities of Escalationnew
I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
06-26-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
In the Realm of the Centsesnew
Man, I hate pennies, and you should, too -- I know "hate" is a strong word, but c'mon, what the fuck exactly do we need all these stupid goddamn pennies for?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
05-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Wham City Doesn't Want To Take Over The Worldnew
But the Baltimore-by-way-of-New York collective is a big part of the city's underground resurgence.
Baltimore City Paper |
Jess Harvell |
05-22-2007 |
Culture
Social Studies: Cultural Baggagenew
Sure enough, my new messenger bag says, "To Serve the People," and, sure enough, it is a Mao quote, but beyond the striking iconography of the red star and the script, I have to wonder what all I am saying with it, and is that really the baggage I want to carry around with me?
Baltimore City Paper |
Vincent Williams |
05-15-2007 |
Commentary
Year of the Pignew
Man, I'm nervous, seriously, on account of this thing with all the pet foods. Did you hear about these pet foods? The bad pet foods?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
05-08-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
'Ho' Downnew
While the term "nappy-headed hos" and hip-hop lyrics are currently under the spotlight, the overarching issues behind the present controversies are as old as African-American art -- and the problem isn't bad images; the problem is bad art.
Baltimore City Paper |
Vincent Williams |
05-01-2007 |
Commentary
Tags: imus
Pull Up to My Bumpernew
I wish somebody would PLEASE do something about all these lazy people who don't put back their shopping carts.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
04-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ice Cube's Transformative Potentialnew
It looks to me that this is the way America is supposed to work -- because if Ice Cube can successfully make a public journey from one place to another, who knows how far we can all go in our private journeys?
Baltimore City Paper |
Vincent Williams |
04-17-2007 |
Commentary
Christopher Tate's MillionDollarPolaroid.comnew
The art student turns a found polaroid of Carlos Mencia into an internet phenomenon.
Baltimore City Paper |
Bret McCabe |
04-02-2007 |
Tech
Tags: computers & technology
The Living Daylightsnew
I am generally in favor of the "Spring Forward" episode of the Dalight Savings Time, and not so much of an enthusiast with respect to the "Fall Behind" action.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
