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Larry Landnew

He felt at home among the outcasts in Nicaragua.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-04-2006  |  Comedy

The Crazy Sisternew

Which one is which?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-27-2006  |  Comedy

Heavy Luggagenew

My mother was a furloughed weapons specialist whose favorite pastime was stealing patio furniture and digging through dead people's estates.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-20-2006  |  Comedy

Energy Attracts Energynew

Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-13-2006  |  Comedy

Daniel's Handsnew

If you have to jump, you might as well do so on the side that lets you dictate your own time.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-06-2006  |  Comedy

A Pussy-ass Princessnew

"I swear, I'm covered in bruises -- just trust me."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-30-2006  |  Comedy

Pain In the Facenew

Discover the true meaning of pain.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-23-2006  |  Comedy

Bloody Stuffnew

It's probably a surprising fact that people get stabbed in the head all the time on airplanes.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-16-2006  |  Comedy

Figure It Outnew

When a man claims he never masturbates, you have to consider what's worse -- the fact that he's lying, or that he might not be?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-09-2006  |  Comedy

Scrappy, But Not So Toughnew

What kind of girlfriend drags her boyfriend to a salon and then dumps him that very day, leaving him sitting there looking like a fuck-ass fool, with highlights and everything?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-02-2006  |  Commentary

Killer Cupcakesnew

The whole point of the Killer Cupcakes is to make the most amount of cupcakes for the least amount of money.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-23-2006  |  Comedy

I Know It When I See Itnew

So this is what it's like to be raised on notions of love formed by epic romance she-porn?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gilllespie  |  02-16-2006  |  Comedy

You Have to Be Toughnew

It's hilarious the way guys pretend not to want kids at all, while maintaining they're inherently incapable of fidelity because they are genetically predisposed to fuck around in order to propagate the species.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-09-2006  |  Comedy

Teenage Prostitute to the Starsnew

Now that James Frey got his ass ripped in half for fabricating most of his memoir, I feel it's important that I, as a writer who makes her living through the telling of her own experiences, finally come clean about a few things.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  02-02-2006  |  Comedy

Sell Out Centernew

The inventory of the Sell Out Center seems to consist of anything that could be moved or pried loose any place that up and shut down suddenly under a shower of unrest, financial or otherwise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  01-26-2006  |  Comedy

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