AltWeeklies Wire
Dead by Februarynew
The greatest fear is dying like an idiot.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
12-21-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Salvaged From the Pilenew
Sometimes losing your religion means saving your life.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
12-14-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Among the Rubbishnew
The secret to happy house hunting is to recognize the omens.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
12-07-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Too Tough To Dienew
Sometimes it takes a manners monitor to bring a family together.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-30-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Fresh Versus Frozennew
Grant's impending demise calls for drastic measures.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
A Crappy Turkeynew
Half-off prices lead to the purchase of a giant inflatable turkey.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
An Unsuccessful Interventionnew
They have both been threatening to kidnap me for weeks now, and when it comes to a decent intervention, I have to say they're both about as useful as a big bag of brain tumors.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
11-02-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Knock on Woodnew
It's part of a complete breakfast!
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-31-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
We're Rich!new
I'd have to say that Lary's mail-order mosquito-larvae venture is a bad business idea, especially since he plans to ship the stuff in those medical cups they use for urine specimens.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Lost in the Foldnew
I would have strangled him but for the entire birthday cake I ate for breakfast that morning, which had me moving slowly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Bitch Sitternew
I had to make a show of reticence because I don't want him to know my normal practice regarding my pets when I'm away, which is to say they do just fine with nothing but each other and an open bag of food on the floor.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-10-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Fear and Loathing on Craigslistnew
If you ask me, gay men are men -- undisguised men, pure and simple, with little to divide them from hetero guys except their preference of orifice and the lack of hoops they have to jump through to attain it.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Well-packednew
Writer Hollis Gillespie has a full suitcase and a full life.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Pussy Factornew
So that's how they get ya.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-25-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Inventing the Rulesnew
Daniel can't stop laughing when I tell him I actually attend all the requisite seminars at the Department of Labor to receive my weekly unemployment check.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-11-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
