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Stiff Punishmentnew
Abortion is murder and should be punished with a sentence of death, but men are also guilty of a crime just as great: masturbation.
The Memphis Flyer |
John Pritchard |
03-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Figure It Outnew
When a man claims he never masturbates, you have to consider what's worse -- the fact that he's lying, or that he might not be?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Dress for Successnew
Do you know what's going on with this whole ports thing?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Buck Shot All Up In Your Bootynew
It's Boneqweesha live with members of the Cootie McBride family as they respond to Dick Cheney's lil' shootin' accident in Texas!
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
02-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Killer Cupcakesnew
The whole point of the Killer Cupcakes is to make the most amount of cupcakes for the least amount of money.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
I Know It When I See Itnew
So this is what it's like to be raised on notions of love formed by epic romance she-porn?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gilllespie |
02-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Scratch That, Reverse Itnew
Somebody’s gotta win the lottery, and you gotta be in it to win it, right?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
02-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Best Valentine Evernew
Sister Mary Serene was magic, and she died too soon at 101.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
02-10-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
You Have to Be Toughnew
It's hilarious the way guys pretend not to want kids at all, while maintaining they're inherently incapable of fidelity because they are genetically predisposed to fuck around in order to propagate the species.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Good Poet! Bad Poet!new
Made irrelevant by the Net, Tullius finds refuge as a poet.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee Sr. |
02-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Teenage Prostitute to the Starsnew
Now that James Frey got his ass ripped in half for fabricating most of his memoir, I feel it's important that I, as a writer who makes her living through the telling of her own experiences, finally come clean about a few things.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-02-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
XLnew
The roman numeral should bring people of all races, creeds and colors together in a celebration of eating, gambling, and beer -- and football.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
02-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Sell Out Centernew
The inventory of the Sell Out Center seems to consist of anything that could be moved or pried loose any place that up and shut down suddenly under a shower of unrest, financial or otherwise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
01-26-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
The Nun Bun Talksnew
The Nashville confection with a likeness to Mother Teresa was stolen on Christmas, and now the Nun Bun speaks out.
Nashville Scene |
Tim Kurtzweil |
01-25-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Eddie Can Fix Anythingnew
All my local friends are far too fed up with me, or just too generally useless, to help me renovate a whole house, but from the start Eddie was unfazed.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
01-19-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
