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It's Raining Presidents, Hallelujah!new

Our top-secret supercomputer reveals five former presidents dug same-gender lovin'.
Tucson Weekly  |  Connie Tuttle  |  06-20-2007  |  Comedy

Question Marknew

Goal setting and the lazy way to riches.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  06-14-2007  |  Comedy

Look Out, David Hasselhoff!new

"So what do you call a 'brotha' who rides a pink bike in the night time?"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  06-14-2007  |  Comedy

Nouveau Mental Disordersnew

All these new illnesses and disorders are driving me nuts.
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  06-14-2007  |  Comedy

Wedding Seasonnew

A bridesmaid's escort learns to keep his mouth shut and not play Kanye.
New York Press  |  Joshua M. Bernstein  |  06-14-2007  |  Comedy

Could Be Verse: Waxin' Anglop-Saxonnew

"Lines upon Learning that a Federal Court has Thrown Out an Indecency Ruling brought by the FCC against Fox TV."
Boston Phoenix  |  James Parker  |  06-07-2007  |  Comedy

Paris Hilton, Jailbirdnew

In the words of a pent-up genius ...
Boston Phoenix  |  Sharon Steel  |  06-07-2007  |  Comedy

A Bad Thing to Step Onnew

Looking for the brains of the outfit.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  06-07-2007  |  Comedy

Dig Deepnew

Brotha Hustle: "As long as there is confusion, war, price gouging and turmoil in the land this summer, get ready to dig deep in your pockets, folks."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  06-07-2007  |  Comedy

Stuck Like Chucknew

"But I do know that Bubba Q. Citizen and Pookie D. Public will have to spend their weekend beer and grocery money on gas just to drive their hoopties to work."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-31-2007  |  Comedy

A Heavy Headnew

Does Nicaragua really need a robot moose?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-31-2007  |  Comedy

Poetry Ripped from the Headlines: One Bird's Opinionnew

Lines upon seeing the president struck by avian droppings during a Rose Garden press conference.
Boston Phoenix  |  James Parker  |  05-31-2007  |  Comedy

Ghetto Madenew

Bruh Sylvester: "This 'Ghetto-Made' artwork is titled 'Black Entertainment Television 21st Century Ghetto Radio.'"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-25-2007  |  Comedy

The Man Who Died Twicenew

Death doubled by wrong numbers and Alzheimer's.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-24-2007  |  Comedy

In the Realm of the Centsesnew

Man, I hate pennies, and you should, too -- I know "hate" is a strong word, but c'mon, what the fuck exactly do we need all these stupid goddamn pennies for?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  05-22-2007  |  Comedy

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