AltWeeklies Wire
It's Raining Presidents, Hallelujah!new

Our top-secret supercomputer reveals five former presidents dug same-gender lovin'.
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
06-20-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Question Marknew
Goal setting and the lazy way to riches.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Look Out, David Hasselhoff!new
"So what do you call a 'brotha' who rides a pink bike in the night time?"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
06-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Nouveau Mental Disordersnew
All these new illnesses and disorders are driving me nuts.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Wedding Seasonnew
A bridesmaid's escort learns to keep his mouth shut and not play Kanye.
New York Press |
Joshua M. Bernstein |
06-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Could Be Verse: Waxin' Anglop-Saxonnew
"Lines upon Learning that a Federal Court has Thrown Out an Indecency Ruling brought by the FCC against Fox TV."
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Paris Hilton, Jailbirdnew
In the words of a pent-up genius ...
Boston Phoenix |
Sharon Steel |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
A Bad Thing to Step Onnew
Looking for the brains of the outfit.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dig Deepnew
Brotha Hustle: "As long as there is confusion, war, price gouging and turmoil in the land this summer, get ready to dig deep in your pockets, folks."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Stuck Like Chucknew
"But I do know that Bubba Q. Citizen and Pookie D. Public will have to spend their weekend beer and grocery money on gas just to drive their hoopties to work."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-31-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
A Heavy Headnew
Does Nicaragua really need a robot moose?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-31-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Poetry Ripped from the Headlines: One Bird's Opinionnew
Lines upon seeing the president struck by avian droppings during a Rose Garden press conference.
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
05-31-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ghetto Madenew
Bruh Sylvester: "This 'Ghetto-Made' artwork is titled 'Black Entertainment Television 21st Century Ghetto Radio.'"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-25-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Man Who Died Twicenew
Death doubled by wrong numbers and Alzheimer's.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
In the Realm of the Centsesnew
Man, I hate pennies, and you should, too -- I know "hate" is a strong word, but c'mon, what the fuck exactly do we need all these stupid goddamn pennies for?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
05-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire