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Guest Columnist Lindsay Lohan!new

Lindsay Lohan reflects on her inner-most feelings about Boston.
Dig Boston  |  Dig Staff  |  05-24-2006  |  Comedy

This is a Troll Callnew

Here are some transcripts from unexpected conversations with complete strangers.
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  05-22-2006  |  Comedy

Spam for Nigerianew

Trusted foreigner, I wish to propose a confidential transaction.
Cleveland Scene  |  Pete Kotz  |  05-22-2006  |  Comedy

That's the Truth, Ruthnew

Ooh, it's gonna be a hot one today -- a lot of Lil' Mookies decided to let the steam out in France.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-18-2006  |  Comedy

The Drive on Washingtonnew

Bonequeesha reports live from the Million Motorist March and Carpool on Washington, and traffic is backing up.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-13-2006  |  Comedy

Inventing the Rulesnew

Daniel can't stop laughing when I tell him I actually attend all the requisite seminars at the Department of Labor to receive my weekly unemployment check.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-11-2006  |  Comedy

That Safe-Crackin' Crackheadnew

In these times of high gas prices and low regard for the poor, call the Brotha Hustle Bill Payment Extension Phone Service to buy yourself just a little more time.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-04-2006  |  Comedy

Larry Landnew

He felt at home among the outcasts in Nicaragua.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-04-2006  |  Comedy

Spinnin' Wheelnew

Pat Payback spins the wheel and the rich get richer.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  04-28-2006  |  Comedy

The Crazy Sisternew

Which one is which?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-27-2006  |  Comedy

Heavy Luggagenew

My mother was a furloughed weapons specialist whose favorite pastime was stealing patio furniture and digging through dead people's estates.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-20-2006  |  Comedy

Energy Attracts Energynew

Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-13-2006  |  Comedy

Divine Hammernew

Maybe God looked down on Tom DeLay and thought, "You know, this guy is vindictive; he's corrupt; he's drunk with power -- let's get to the just desserts, already."
Boston Phoenix  |  Adam Reilly  |  04-06-2006  |  Comedy

Daniel's Handsnew

If you have to jump, you might as well do so on the side that lets you dictate your own time.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-06-2006  |  Comedy

A Pussy-ass Princessnew

"I swear, I'm covered in bruises -- just trust me."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  03-30-2006  |  Comedy

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