AltWeeklies Wire
Guest Columnist Lindsay Lohan!new

Lindsay Lohan reflects on her inner-most feelings about Boston.
Dig Boston |
Dig Staff |
05-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
This is a Troll Callnew
Here are some transcripts from unexpected conversations with complete strangers.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
05-22-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Spam for Nigerianew

Trusted foreigner, I wish to propose a confidential transaction.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-22-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
That's the Truth, Ruthnew
Ooh, it's gonna be a hot one today -- a lot of Lil' Mookies decided to let the steam out in France.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-18-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Drive on Washingtonnew
Bonequeesha reports live from the Million Motorist March and Carpool on Washington, and traffic is backing up.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Inventing the Rulesnew
Daniel can't stop laughing when I tell him I actually attend all the requisite seminars at the Department of Labor to receive my weekly unemployment check.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-11-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
That Safe-Crackin' Crackheadnew
In these times of high gas prices and low regard for the poor, call the Brotha Hustle Bill Payment Extension Phone Service to buy yourself just a little more time.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
05-04-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Larry Landnew
He felt at home among the outcasts in Nicaragua.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
05-04-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Spinnin' Wheelnew
Pat Payback spins the wheel and the rich get richer.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
04-28-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Crazy Sisternew
Which one is which?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-27-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Heavy Luggagenew
My mother was a furloughed weapons specialist whose favorite pastime was stealing patio furniture and digging through dead people's estates.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-20-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Energy Attracts Energynew
Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Divine Hammernew
Maybe God looked down on Tom DeLay and thought, "You know, this guy is vindictive; he's corrupt; he's drunk with power -- let's get to the just desserts, already."
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Daniel's Handsnew
If you have to jump, you might as well do so on the side that lets you dictate your own time.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
A Pussy-ass Princessnew
"I swear, I'm covered in bruises -- just trust me."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-30-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing