AltWeeklies Wire
The Last Transcriptnew
On his way to political oblivion, Mark Foley works out all the angles.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach |
Bob Norman |
10-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Et Tu Popeye?new
The man at the center of the tainted spinach conspiracy is hardly through with his evil work.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
09-29-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
For the Sake of the Mulchnew
When the truck bites the dust, there's only one thing to do.
Illinois Times |
Doug Bybee |
09-25-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
How To Succeed in Bidnessnew
Rudy McBride: “The staff of the Let Me Hold Five Dollars National Bank (L.M.H.F.D.) recognizes the potential of unemployed individuals in poor neighborhoods. We understand clearly what the good Lord, James Brown and Marva Whitney say about not using your potential: ‘If you don’t work, you can’t eat!’"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
09-21-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Bum Education, Double-Digit Inflationnew
"An affluent member of high society asked me: 'What causes law-abiding people to become so lawless and angry?' I immediately replied: 'Being broke.'"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
09-14-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Don't Have to Take My Word For Itnew
Join Reading Rain-Bro' with a new lineup of books -- each book has a poignant standard English introduction by Lynne Cheney.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
09-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Broken, Busted, and Disgustednew
Join the Ghetto Science Team Business and Economic Association as they lay plans for the Ghetto Mall Complex.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
09-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Knock on Woodnew
It's part of a complete breakfast!
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-31-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
We're Rich!new
I'd have to say that Lary's mail-order mosquito-larvae venture is a bad business idea, especially since he plans to ship the stuff in those medical cups they use for urine specimens.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
I Have a Weavenew
Boneqweesha Jones addresses this year's class at the Hair-Did University's School of Cosmetology. "Thank God Almighty, we can do hair weaves at last."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
08-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Cardlickin' Shirtstainnew
How many times you ever seen a squirrel digging up a nice acorn snack when it's winter, huh?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
08-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ahmadinejad-Manianew
That's right, kids -- Iran's smilin', Holocaust-denyin', nuclear-power-wantin', windbreaker-wearin' president joined the new media this week, over at ahmadinejad.ir.
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly and Bill Jensen |
08-21-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Church Pianists Gone Badnew
The standoff with "Coal Black" Walker continues, Boneqweesha Jones reporting live.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
08-20-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Rush to Judgementnew
Steve Schneider sues all three components of Rush in this notice of civil action for decades of grevious personal injury and his loss of mental liberty.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Lost in the Foldnew
I would have strangled him but for the entire birthday cake I ate for breakfast that morning, which had me moving slowly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
